floatingslowly
 

I have no audio at work, but I'll be sure to give it a watch once I'm home (and report back to you here).

USELESS!

it's over between us.

He really needs some kind of parts upgrade.

I had my chance.

I blew it.

:(


I have a feeling you would be an AWESOME sugah-daddy too.

:(

why?

for the most part, I'm able to get by on the sound of my evil laughter alone.

besides, it's not like somebody tries to get in my pants via youtoob everyday!

I didn't know robots wore pants, weirdo.

it rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.


for CWDIV:

are you sure that's YOUR evil laughter?

"What's less known is that Absinthe was created by accident, when William the Conqueror's bastard chopped off the penis of the legitimate heir to the throne with an antiquated falchion made of druid hide."

The severed penis was scooped up with a spade and diced amongst that night's vegetables. The head chef for the castle however was a throwback to ye olden pagan and druids and spirit of the wolf and running fast and haha i fucked yelinak with my axe did you and so he added the toenail shrapnel of the legendary storm giant Liam Neeson.

The green fluid that flowed forth was then drank and loved by many. A business venture followed and soon americans became one with pretension and hacked away at ridiculous stories under the influence of minced cock and toe shit.

unfortunately the recipe was carried away by boat to Oslo, where it was transcribed upon some magnetic malcontents and chained into an eternal basement.

I am one of those magnetic malcontents, coming to you now, live from my new position of apparent helicopter pilot, since i just slew the other man and this craft is falling swiftly.

there, i just figured it out, now i am flying around norway with this machine and now i will drop a barrel of absinthe upon that suspicious looking population of healthy beavers.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rL9ihXiFAko





is it true that druid penis must be harvested with a silver scythe while the light of a full moon shines through the branches of a yew??

it's no wonder that it's so expensive.

I am confused and do not see nor comprefrench what you're jrapping about.
it almost sounds like your fematical soul employer was grasping you by the kidney and whispering feminine wiles - scythe? yew? what the FUCK is going on here?

I'm about 578 seconds away from dropping the name of a very good rock album to you mollusk molesters that has something to do with the skins david nails with lamb teeth against the fading horizon.

but suit yourselves in a llama of malaysia,
i'm about seas.

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Fuck, Robot!
He said, 'Malaysia'.

he says many things, but it's the llamas that concern me the most.

anyone willing to invoke them alongside a cryptic threat to post the lyrics of some obscure duet between Oasis and the band Live is obviously unstable (to say the least).

unfortunately, it is this unit's error that created the confusion between us.

the absinthetic penis severed was not made of druid, it was caused by it.

despite being fluent in over 6,000,000 universal dialects, my comprehension processor (and it's spelling subunit) are showing the signs of millennial wear.

Your processor cannot comprehend MAJESTY is more like it.

^Read: total square

beware the square's sharp edges.

they'll CUT you.

CUT you BAD.

Cutting a bitch is against company policy, square.

I'll admit it, you have me spinning in a logic loop.

you see, young human, the calling of bitches is mostly reserved for others.

using bitch with the self sense causes error #149175163923407.

while I'm rebooting, please enjoy this children's story about square robots destroying tiny towns:

Why is Robert wearing a robo-dress?
God, you are a perv.

Who is that child in a bow-tie? Does social services know?

yr observational powers are indeed keen, however the real question is, what is that boy holding and where does it connect.

ponder softly. yr neuronic misfires give me a splitting headache.

Future asshole.
You can spot that a mile away.

you are so close to the truth, it's scarey.

it's NO WONDER why you are the top poster.

also of note in this picture: the tiny helpless cop.

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN??

The tiny helpless cop is taking advantage of the chaos to take advantage of the tiny screaming milkmaid.

IT MEANS WE SHOULD ALL PANIC!

sweet tiny baby xenu yr close again!

however, the cop is not capable of taking care of the milkmaid any longer. his penis was lost in an absinthe accident.

may I again draw yr attention to lil' timmy and his box-free hand.

deductions ensue.

"Fuck off, I'm full!"

i need to go find a board where there's more poop talk.

although flattery will get you everywhere, it's completely unnecessary.

I'm not worthy.

Itryyouknow,butwhatcanyoudo?

Is that not an artificial aid that Mr Policeman holds in his hand though?

Go to gay.com they talk about anal and rimming you know.

not poop talk like that!

poop talk isn't sexxxxxxual.

omg. why are they still using an old school board? they don't have enough money to update?!

again, good luck to ya, missy.

be sure and report back on yr findings if you find a place not DEVOTED to SUCK.

I'd say try the butthole surfers board because it's chock full off poop talk (they even have smilies for it), but there's not enough influx of people interested in the surfers to keep it interesting.

I tried. am trying. will keep trying.

Floatingslowly, I don't know why you put up with that Girlgun woman. She's no lady.