the "Who's cooler? me or my girlfriend?" thread
 

Okay, on this thread, you describe a few things about you and a few things about your girlfriend (/boyfriend/wife/husband/fiancé/fuck buddy/etc) and we decide who is the cooler out of you two.. ahem.. After you vote for me, you can post your own.. and we'll vote for you.. and so on.. it's all for fun, so who gives a shit..

okay.. me:

- Favorite Bands: Autechre, Boredoms, Brainiac, Captain Beefheart, Slowdive, Thinking Fellers Union Local # 282

- Favorite Movies: Dead Alive, El Topo, Holy Mountain, Izo, Maniac, Taxi Driver

- Favorite Video Games: Chrono Trigger, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Rez, Super Metroid, Tetris Attack, Xenogears

- Favorite TV Shows: not a big TV person, but.. Ren and Stimpy, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Tales from the Crypt, Twin Peaks, anything on Court Tv..

- Talents: Can type 149 words per minute..

- Hobbies: circuit bending, drinking cough syrup, conducting noise experiments, posting on here, sleeping, finding ways to waste time at work

- Current place of employment: Wal-Mart 3rd shift stocker, $9.80 an hour. Future career goal: Stenographer.

- Afflctions: Insomnia, OCD (I have to have everything in order)

My girlfriend, Hannah:

- Favorite Bands: Animal Collective, Dan Deacon, Deerhoof, Metronome, Polysics, Slowdive

- Favorite Movies: I dunno.. she mainly likes anime stuff and stuff that we watch together, so I'm not sure if she has a favor movie.. but let's just Princess Mononoke.. :)

- Favorite Video Games: Beatmania, DDR, Fire Emblem, Paper Mario, Pokémon (any/all), Tetris Attack

- Favorite TV Shows: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Nana, some weird soap opera anime show I forgot the name of about vampires who play guitar and dress like they're from the 1600's, Scrubs

- Talents: She is extremely gifted at sewing..

- Hobbies: art, buying $500 dollfie dolls, cosplaying, making clothes for her dolls, playing DDR (yes, she is amazing at that game), watching anime

- Current place of employment: Lab where she tests water samples. ($8.75 an hour). Future career goal: Chemist or animator.

- Afflctions: Insanity (not really, but she acts like 20 or 30 different people every day); hormonal imbalance

poll please.






your girlfriend because she cant eat a doghnut properly.

well, it's not a poll, because after you reply, you have the option of participating in the thread as well with a "who's cooler? jon boy or jon boy's girlfriend?" thing.. see?

Your girlfriend's very good looking. What's she doing with you? No offence.

that poor sweet girl with blood on her face is about 5 minutes from a money shot to her glasses!

for shame, for shame.


me vs wife.

wife. 'nuff said. she's totally rockstar.

I'm through being cool.

Haha, no offense?

I've always managed to get very good looking girls. Not bragging. I've had at least 2 girls who are really "hot" (and my girlfriend now of 4 1/2 years who's.. not as "hot" but I like her better ). I dunno why. I'm not a girl, so I dunno what girls look for.

OK OK OK!

me?:




- Favorite Bands: Sonic Youth, Beck, The Violent Femmes, Bright Eyes, Pavement, Cat Power, Willy Mason

- Favorite Movies: Dog Day Afternoon, Napoleon Dynamite, Toy Story

- Favorite Video Game: Yoot Tower

- Favorite TV Shows: Seinfeld, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Daily Show

- Talents: Can play several instruments, write with left hand

- Hobbies: Playing several instruments, using mainly only left hand for daily routines

- Current place of employment: Unemployment
Future career goal: Pin Monkey at Bowling Alley

- Afflctions: Short sighted, lazy, Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome

OR..

Definitely, your girlfriend is cooler, no offense. She just sounds like a lot of my friends with better taste in music.

I'd like to call you out on the sheer audacity of this statement, but, well, it made me laugh.

you win.

I did say Mrs Pookie.

yeah, maybe I should learn to read, you unfunny bastard.

Sorry for the wasted laugh.

I'll get Mrs Pookie to post a joke to make up for it.

I don't have a girlfriend (or a boyfriend for tha matter) but if I did she would be cooler than me, hairy chest and all.

floatingslowly:

- can't read
- can't spell
- artificial untelligence

girlgun:

- can read
- can spell (very well I might add)
- pure evil


floatingslowly < girlgun


(in case anyone really needed a comparison of FACTS)

ugh, nasty pic. what did your girlfriend blew this time?

Can't you see it? atsonicpark rubbed his hair on her face.

Is that a severe comb over from atsonicpark?

Pookie, your girlfriend is cooler cuz she works at the county court.. my future home!

Danny, I don't know who you're comparing yourself to, so you win by default.

floatingslowly, you win because your girlfriend is evil, and evil sucks.

>>>

that's a "I just woke up + somewhat severe combover" combo.


there's the "normal combover atsonicpark" look.

See, me and floatingwisely didn't make the mistake of posting pictures, and so avoided the childish derision which would have ensued, ginger-comb-over-boy.

damn you assholes i'm not getting any votes!

i remember we both joined this thing on livejournal as a joke called the cool club and it was all these people that didn't know me or her and i got like 44 "cool" votes and 6 "uncool" votes and she got 47 "uncool" votes and 3 "cool" votes, hahaha.. so i was accepted and she was rejected... so, i guess she's getting her payback now.. leave it to the sonic youth board!



FUCK IT!

I'm not a ginger, I don't have freckles! and my hair is naturally brown-red, not ginger-red. So, hah. But if you're wondering, yes, I was balding, but I discovered rogaine with monoxenyl.

My boy doth protest too much, methinks.

Yeah, I remember voting for that on the scissorshock messageboard. It was fun, it really was.

hah.

your girlfriend's cooler.

Cantankerous:
- Favorite Bands: lately? pixies, mbv, the mary chain, loop, television, dylan, REM, bowie, the smiths, the birthday party, stooges, MC5, wire, cocteau twins

- Favorite Movies: rocky horror, the big lebowski

- Favorite Video Games: DDR, super mario bros

- Favorite TV Shows: seinfeld, the jeffersons, the old old gumby before they sucked the life out of it and syndicated it for nickelodeon in the 90s...

- Talents: i can put my legs behind my head.

- Hobbies: collecting blythe dolls, painting, photography, playing bass/guitar, roller skating

- Current place of employment: waitressing, (i'm not saying where as i don't want any visitors..) former employee of an independently operated record store

- Future goal: to age well i suppose and be happy with my life

- Afflictions: i do a lot of frivolous spending.

Mr. Cantankerous
- Favorite Bands: wire, roky erickson, sonic youth, the stooges, television, old country records

- Favorite Movies: eraserhead

- Favorite Video Games: i have no fucking idea

- Favorite TV Shows: family guy probably..

- Talents: very prolific guitar player

- Hobbies: being lazy, playing guitar

- Current place of employment: looking for one again

- Future career goal: who knows

- Afflictions: laaaaaazy

Mr. Saturnine because he has better taste in music, and is obviously more my age.

well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

hahaha

mr saturnine can't put his legs behind his head
OR
rollerskate backwards

nor do his bird legs look too good in short skirts.

not even close.

To be fair, you didn't give him much of a chance, with leaving his all blank. I had to go on music taste alone, and just for admitting to liking Pixies, you lose!

Cantanky wins in my opinion.
Mainly because because of Television in her favorite bands.

Acceptable reason.

what the hell is wrong with the pixies?

PS trasher i never noticed that you have television in your signature.

Well you do now. :)

Yay, I win. I wasn't comparing myself to anybody, I just got turned down by a girl because she had a boyfriend but I didn't know.

fair enough.
would i have won the coolness contest if i hadn't DARED mentioned the lowliest of the lowly...the pixies?

cantankerous.

imagine a waitress standing up with her head behind her legs.

Ouch man, I feel for you.