Salma Hayek is pregnant...
 

why wasn't it BY ME??? :D:D:D

Because as a theory goes, she doesn't like hispanics.

you should make a poll, predicting whether it will be a boy or girl. either way that going to be one beautiful baby :)

is penelope cruz the father?

No Tom cruise, he is trying to breed as much as possible. In order to have a holy war with Scientology on one side, and other religions on the other.

that would make a great south park episode.

life is SO unfair!!

ha ha ha

Is that in a valley voice?

fuck NO!

besides it's just a joke.

she's such a hottie though-- yum yum

HERE YOU GO!!! oh why am I yelling? here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJD2mpmM0c

bless you!

to tell the truth the main attraction is not her looks, it's that on top of that gorgeous pair of tetas, lovely face, and perfect skin, she's a smart, passionate and well read woman-- i saw her once talk circles around charlie rose and i was forever smitten. (unfortunately that's not on youtube-- i checked!)

Yeah from the interviews I've seen of her, she looks educated. No wonder the Mexican press hates her.

oh! do they? i just checked her wikipedia entry and i could see she dates only gringos. pinche salma!!

ha ha ha

anyway, this has been fun. my car is ready & i gotta go. i need BREAKFAST!

it's my baby. i tricked her by wearing some abercrombie and fitch and wearing a basebal cap with the extreme curved brim. i just told her that i went to barbados and got a "hella tan, bro!" and she believed it until i nutted all in her and yelled out "oh no! today's opposite day!"

she didn't like that very much.

this is the guy who stuck his cock in salma's tight wet 40 year old pussy and got her pregnant and who is her fiancee. he is a french millionaire.

 

 

it occurs to me what would your wife think if she saw these threads?:eek: :eek: ;)

really??

my wife knows all too well my fascination with latinas.

hell, she's even registered here and I don't care what she thinks!

baby, I'd drop you like a hot taco if Salma came calling.


PS: Rob, keep posting pics please.

Meh..

I've seen way better.

well, depending on her mood, she could

a) hit me where it hurts

b) laugh her ass off and pat me on the head condescendingly

c) approve of my excellent taste for women, and demand i get her pregnant on the spot

d) wonder why the hell she wasn't born a man so she herself could get salma pregnant


ha ha ha ha ha


anybody can make such claims, the question is not what have you seen but what have you touched. eh??????

That pickup line is killer! Let's all copy that and we'll get some girls.
yeah, right.

it helps if like the guy in the pic, you wrap a few thousand dollar bills around your dong.

do you think it matters if I have to take out a loan to do it?

I haven't touched much, as it's not really in my nature to go out of my way to do it, but what I have touched has been better than this piece of overrated man-faced shite.

man faced? shite?


if men looked like this I'd be so gay.

cmon sandwich man, this is laughable, don't dig any deeper. i hope it's just the birthday hangover talking and you soon get back to your senses.

I must spread Salma's cheeks before giving !@#$% reputation again

nah its not mine those who are wondering, we only had anal sex

OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST GO THERE!! :eek:

Well lets all hope nothing gets complicated, Would have like it better if Edward Norton WOuld have gotten her pregnant, we can only dream.

ed norton seems to have dropped of the face of hollywood. whassup?

oh, you haven't heard of the painted veil? it's still showing in some places.

se me para

somerset maughm can somersault his mom's nuts.

ha, the razor's edge wasn't that bad.

Giant Head Pic!