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SynthethicalY 03.08.2007 02:41 PM

When did you lose your virginity?
 
cutezpatlin has been my muse for this thread.

!@#$%! 03.08.2007 02:49 PM

as a MAN, i consider myself to never have been a "VIRGIN". i find that concept is not applicable to males, except as a defect of language. ive never been a "virgin"... except for my ass, of course, and that remains as holy as consecrated land. (well, he heh, not really)


now if you're asking when i first fucked a woman (not in my imagination or my hand) that was at the age of 15. i was desperate and asked my friends to take me to the whores. good times! (im talking of course of a different country, with legalized prostitution and girls who don't put out until they are older).

mmm what else?

this thread always comes back, ha ha, and i always refute the existence of "male virginity", and while nobody gives a shit, i must continue. :D

SynthethicalY 03.08.2007 03:12 PM

So who did you fuck at 15?

Rob Instigator 03.08.2007 03:20 PM

I was an elder at 18

!@#$%! 03.08.2007 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
i was fuckin around at 15...actually lost my virginity (vaginal intercourse) at 16.


you have a vagina? i thought you were a dude...

CHOUT 03.08.2007 03:22 PM

April 11 1993 right after a Dinosaur Jr concert, I was 15.

SynthethicalY 03.08.2007 03:23 PM

I think he meant he fucked a girl or I might be mistaking.

By the way I lost mine at fourteen or thirteen. Somewhere along those lines.

Пятхъдесят Шест 03.08.2007 03:24 PM

Whoops! Where did it go?

king_buzzo 03.08.2007 03:42 PM

nevah

tesla69 03.08.2007 03:46 PM

You have to ask? I'm insulted you don't remember.

truncated 03.08.2007 03:47 PM

See avatar.

*Edit: I forgot I changed it. Disregard. You're a nosy fucker, anyhow.

Savage Clone 03.08.2007 03:56 PM

Sixteen.

sarramkrop 03.08.2007 03:57 PM

Technically i never have.Not out of choice but simply out of personal taste.

jon boy 03.08.2007 04:00 PM

18.

SynthethicalY 03.08.2007 04:04 PM

Wow I thought most people would have lost it before 18.

fishmonkey 03.08.2007 04:05 PM

last weekend.

Rob Instigator 03.08.2007 04:08 PM

i keep losing it every damn night!

!@#$%! 03.08.2007 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
i am a dude.

at 15 i recieved my first blowjob from a girl that was a few years older then me. she totally ended up breaking my little heart soon afterwards.

oh well.

at 16 i started dating this girl. i lost my virginity to her at that age...we were together almost three years.

seems like so long ago...


so, changing the hole where you stuck your cock somehyow ripped something inside you? perhaps a little membrane?

ploesj 03.08.2007 04:10 PM

not yet.

king_buzzo 03.08.2007 04:27 PM

i lose my virginity to myself every afternoon

king_buzzo 03.08.2007 04:37 PM

:eek: under age! i should report you.

!@#$%! 03.08.2007 04:39 PM

dear kegmama, please, understand--

he was certainly NOT a "virgin". unexperienced, maybe. but men "lose" NOTHING.

i know, i know-- the english language. fucking anglos! they know nothing!

HaydenAsche 03.08.2007 04:41 PM

Age 8.

king_buzzo 03.08.2007 04:42 PM

i really dont know why its such a big deal to girls when they loose their viginities. weird

!@#$%! 03.08.2007 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Age 8.


so sorry. did they get the bastard?

Washing Machine 03.08.2007 04:55 PM

More Sex treads! hahaha

17 for me...

I dont get why Vaginal sex is the only thing that counts, I also dont get when i speak to girls (I seem to talk about Sex a lot with girls) they say they have no problem with giving blowjobs but would think themselves a whore is they had vaginal sex as much as they have had oral sex....i really dont get it...does it really matter what hole it is, the purpose is exactly the same.

anyway good to see that all SY fans are horny little devils....

!@#$%! 03.08.2007 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
i really dont know why its such a big deal to girls when they loose their viginities. weird


back in the day, men wouldn't marry a woman who was not a virgin, so it was important for the economy to preserve the integrity of the hymen.

hence during the middle ages and beyong there was even the profession of "mending virgos" (not sure im writing correctly here) which was quite handy'

otherwise "virginity" is an abuse and misuse of language, born of ignorance in the mid-school playgrounds of the world.

foxforce5 03.08.2007 05:04 PM

Haven't. I've lost my innocence, purpose, and shit before though.

!@#$%! 03.08.2007 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
I beg to differ sir...

He did lose something... He lost his load!!!

'Virgins' as defined in online dictionary's are:
A person who has never had sex .
A virgin is most commonly seen as a person who has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

Men can be virgins and lose their virginity too. They lose more then us.



i guarantee you he was losing his load since he was at least 11, and had contests with his friends to see who could shoot it farther.

now: online dictionaries as sex experts? and "most commonly seen" is the right way to see? cmon-- i think both you and i agree that "the masses are the asses", no? pop sexology is worse even than pop psychology and these concepts/ideas/notions are harmful to people (so i have my little internet crusades against them, he he).

the whole concept of "virginity" is quite ridiculous and should be eradicated from people's minds, unless they are talking about broken hymens in preindustrial societies. a person's level of sexual experience, on the other hand, is another matter...

tesla69 03.08.2007 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
i really dont know why its such a big deal to girls when they loose their viginities. weird


...pregnancy, STD's, social stigma...yeah its a big deal...I can't get pregnant and I know I'd look at sex differently if I had to worry about getting pregnant, vs getting someone pregnant...

atari 2600 03.08.2007 05:19 PM

fourteen, three months from being fifteen

!@#$%! 03.08.2007 05:19 PM

oh yes! and the little issue of pregnancy of course.

StevOK 03.08.2007 05:24 PM

I'm a late bloomer. I didn't lose it til I was 20.

Norma J 03.08.2007 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
so sorry. did they get the bastard?


HAHAHAHA x 40

Prisstina 03.08.2007 05:30 PM

Last week. I filed a report with the police but nobody's turned it in yet.

!@#$%! 03.08.2007 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Blah. Leave it to !@#$%! to take a fun sex thread and make it all precise and literal and then shoving his intellectual cock up my ass.


mmm...! :);)

Everyneurotic 03.08.2007 05:39 PM

i made a pact with my three buddies, that we were going to loose our virginities by the time of the prom...


 



seriously, 19.

demonrail666 03.08.2007 05:47 PM

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.

ondskan 03.08.2007 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.



Chewbacca!


I lost mine at... new years eve, that's like three months ago. Yay.

zedius 03.08.2007 05:57 PM

18. I thought I was pretty late. I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.


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