someone in the uk with an ebay account help me pls
 

yeah. pm me.

Wha kind of help do you need exactly?

Sorry, not doing this.

dead battery trying to pull some shady stuff???

Basically.

thanks for the laughs

Oh no, neg rep!

Shut up, you're too old to understand the internet. Do you not know the ignore function?

if you use the ignore you'll miss the post where he threatened to burn t&b's house for what seems to be not making a drug deal for him.

oh, wannabe gangsters!

if i dont sell all this crack on ebay im coming to burn down your teepee sybilman

in the end i didnt need the help of any syger and did a deal for the heroin with one of my deep web contacts.

still going to burn down some peoples houses tho. just need to buy some speed off ebay to pump me up.

ha ha ha-- wrong kind of dwelling, man!

here we use hogans



i'd like to see that mud BURN!

plenty way to kill a man inside his mud hut

just need to buy some nitrous tanks off ebay and pump that shit in and seal
all the holes.

i can afford it too cos i made so much money selling lsd on EBAY.

good luck getting a visa

also we have PUEBLOS



been there for 1000 years maybe. bring a cannon.

dont worry

the white man coming across the sea
i'll bring you pain, and misery.

im not intimidated by sandcastles no matter how old they are.

my people invented EBAY. your entire hd of ludwig von mises slash fiction is gonna get burnt to dust along with everything else. dont fuck with EBAY DRUG DEALAZ.

i dont know who that jpeg is.

does he sell drugs on ebay?

happy meals with mdma sprinkled on the fries and crumbled hash inside the nugget batter.

represent my ebay playas.

u changed the jpeg

dont matter. if ebay cant find me the cops dont have a chance. i use ad blocker for internet explorer. mad proxies up in this bitch. crack rock diamond rings, tested positive for super seller feedback and acute renal failure brought about by heroin related liver damage. up in this bitch like a motherfucker.

i saw ur feedback muchstavofring.

u just constantly give pos feedback to get urself up the ratings of the member list.

sad.

ur addicted to rep like my customers are addicted to my produce.

i only care about ebay power seller rankings. for all the drugs i sell. etc.cc.c.c.c.c.c.c..c.c.bay.com

No, more than likely the opposite, in fact, maybe you should avoid answering the door ;)

im not intimidated by the feds.

them gumtree ass niggas.

see u replying to thred muchfriends.

cudnt resist the bait.

LIKE MY CUSTOMERS CANT RESIST THE DRUGS I SELL ON EBAY

Funny, these dudes were saying the same shit..

to any feds reading, im only joking. go search sybils mudhut he got 3 kees and 2 decapitated heads of los zetas

Drivin some Bronco like O.J. Simpson
Nervous smokin a pack of Winston's
With twenty-seven dead people in Pontiac, Michigan
Twenty-eight in Denver, twenty-eight I can't remember

i love dead_battery so much, it's not even funny

SHUT UP BABY I KNOW IT.

ha ha ha ha

i thought this was related to the silk road thread somehow (bait & switch, that kind of thing)

my other guess would be he asked him to up the bids in his auction. perhaps reprehensible but not quite a crime.

i will find you and tickle your willy

or run away

i don't know yet

keep selling them drugs so you can provide for me

you keep talking like that im gonna come eat your hay.

no you won't !

it's guarded by my army of sad gnomes
they're gonna FUCK YOU UP if you come near my hay

I kinda wanna know what shady business you want to pull, tell me, tell me

symbol man guessed correctly the second time.

i didnt need to up the bids in the end cos i shifted all the stuff privately.

i make bank, you make sandwhiches. keep you in all the pdfs and diamond encrusted hooves you want.

i got 1 neg feedback so far from some fool who thought i would really sell him a laptop for £12.

yeah right.

i gave him a refund and was polite but he still negged me.

i sold the rest of the laptops to the one guy. would have fixed them up myself but didnt have the time.

in other news, 4 years SOBER. yes thats right.

reality is made out of straight lines again, i know what a dividend is, i wear plain shirts a lot and sometimes i even dress in such a way that you wouldnt assume im unemployed. i no longer use the word "man" as a suffix to every sentence and all the voices in my head are just bbc radio 4 announcers updating me on the headlines.

trippy ass shit.

thus ends the saga.

it's almost like the last and oft-deleted last chapter of "a clockwork orange"

yeah ironically back when i wasnt sober my main partner in narcotic consumption looked so much like alex from clockwork that he was able to use a jpeg from the film and pass it off as himself.

we never stole cars or robbed anyone or murdered ballet dancers or anything tho.

he did used to suddenly go silent and fade into the backround for hours and then just when you forgot he was there he'd punch through my door or something.

NO MORE PICKING ON DIM BROTHER, THATS PART OF THE NEW WAY.

should have caned him into the thames and asserted my rank at the top of the dominance heirarchy.

but that was never my style. i just wanted to intoxicate myself into schizophrenia

ah, youth, la folie!

haaa haaa haaa haaa

some day you should write your memoirs in fictionalized form.