ANAL SEX
 

Need I say more?

Discuss.

was this thread inspired by me at all? *batters eyelids*

yes, you need say more.

are you bleeding?

Yes, you need to. Do you like it ?

Say whaaaaat? Never heard of it.

it hurts:p

ANAL SEX? Mehh, not the best.

Anal sex

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South Asian art; Man and woman copulating




anal sex is were stefan likes it in the butt just like the picture over there. if u have anal sex then u must like anal raping because anal raping is what created this world. just like how i anal screwed ur mom last night. she liked it. now we see each other every night. ill admit this is sick but if u are reading this u are a sick fuck and should die.
ur mom likes my huge cock in her butt just like ur sister also does. dont be a rapest unless it for good use only! Stefan=Gay


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex
strange

anal sex... i have their first couple of eps on coloured vinyl but they sold out around album 2 and now they are everywhere. shame cause they were great

so im stoned right now
and im thinking about kissing....what the beans is kissing?! opening your mouth and their mouth and do what?

i think thats why i couldnt kiss properly the other night, i just dont get it..i like thinking of doing it,but when it comes time i cant work out whats going on...yeh man

I'm a huge fan of sticking the good ol flesh wand up the arse. Though I must warn you that sometimes you can have some shit hanging on yr dick which is a real party pooper (hehe get it?).

Just kidding it sucks.

Doubtful.
We have one of these threads at least once a year.

ah ok...well um..bummer......wanna like make out or something?

This is a really shit thread idea... I hate to complain... but seriously...

ah pull your thumb out k-krack, no need to get so shitty..

the original anal sex thread on the old board was one of the best threads ever. this one is crap so far.

an anal sex thread with way too much usage of the word shit/crap etc......

jesus christ

To distill Kegmama's post:

If it hurts, you're not doing it right.

http://www.analsexyes.com/top5.shtml
Before having anal sex, the woman should have a good, complete bowel movement. If she doesn't, the man may find himself encountering far more fecal matter than he might have liked (i.e. packing the fudge).

HAHAH.

anal sex pwns!

It feels like a leather cheerio.

Agreed.

how do porn actresses do it? some girl just walks up to a guy, sits on his massive cock and bounces up and down. ???? they must, like, enema for a week or something before doing that.

I love it. Although the first time I had it done to me, I was convinced that I was gonna die.

why dont you try making it better?

because i don't care

are you doing it right?

For sure, after all those hardcore films, he's a professional ! His true name is Rocco...

You are morally repellent.Anal sex is for,well,morally repellent people.

I never tried anal sex, so I don't feel concerned by your unpleasant remark, porkie. But I never judge people on their sexual tendancies. I didn't think you were so prudish.

Californians cannot talk derisively about the fashion choices of others.

I'm pretty sure this provision was signed into Federal Law in 1983.

you have a ginormous cock?

no...

never tried it. my ex wife was like "hell NO that will not fit."
and my girlfriend said "no no no."

hahahahah!!!

it don;t bother me.

i have issues with pulling my cock out of something and having it be coated in shit or anal shit-grease.

but who does it belong to?

well that's probably why he's got one of the most rep points, that sold out bastard:cool:

If I had "sold out" I wouldn't be listing my guitar pedals for sale on Craig's List right now, heh!

CHOUT knows, but of course he already has what I'm selling!