I need a female voice
 

Hey there,
can anybody do me a favour? As I wrote here before, I am about to play a live performance supporting Grouper on the 28th of October. For the gig, I would like to use a sample of female voice, so I'd like to kindly ask any of you girls here to record something that I can use and manipulate in real time.
It should be no longer than 1 minute long, and, if possible, said in an uninterested, laid-back, even distant fashion. It could be basically anything ... you can even read news if you want to. As an example, it might as well be the text stated below. The content is not important, the voice is.

"the act of rebelling; open and avowed renunciation of the authority of the government to which one owes obedience, and resistance to its officers and laws, either by levying war, or by aiding others to do so; an organized uprising of subjects for the purpose of coercing or overthrowing their lawful ruler or government by force"

Can you help me out? Thanks.

I'd totally do it! but my voice is awful at the best of times, and right now it is raspy husky and completely stuffed up... and if you knew my normal voice you'd wonder whether that was even possibl!

never mind, phoenix, it really doesn't matter what kind of voice do you have.
if you're okay with that, I'd be happy to use yours.

I'll talk some rubbish for you and if sounds ridiculous you don't use it.

How do I record stuff though :confused:

my microphone broke :-(

okay, looking forward to it.
if you don't have some elementary software (Adobe Audition or Cool Edit Pro), you can still use the built-in recorder that you find in Windows accessories (right there where MS paint is located)

hot couture

adam, it can be a male voice as well, if you're interested.

Of course I am.

then i'm waiting for your recordings ... via PM or into this thread, whatever's good for you.

thanks!

oh, and here's a song I just made, for you all as a gift.

http://rapidshare.com/files/291494687/Hae_Ybur.mp3.html

Here you go. I'm at my grandpa's so I didn't have my computer mic, had to use a set of headphones to record into. Sounds really cool though, like over a telephone. After reading your thing, I said some improvised random nonsense, enjoy.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/sgtvo2

I'll PM you something in the morning.

Really cool song slavo!

Thanks Adam!
that telephone effect is very neato

Hahaha that's awesome.

i'll do it if you want but i have a hideous voice

^^
what you want him to do beg you????

any women any voice seems pretty clear to me

never mind, I'll be glad if you record anything.

alright, i will later