hipster females who talk from the diaphragm when standing too close to you in bars
 

I do not wish to hear yr ramblings, and yr man voice is creating turbulence in my wine, and ruining it.

do not want. :(

mmm,hipster girls


do want,can't get

I saw the grossest hipster girl I have ever seen yesterday.

One is enough in my life (see avatar)

she was probably the same one invading my personal space. she looked like she probably got around a bit.

wine turbulence! good gawd, did she have a large adam's apple?

Haha yeah.
And, just, dirty. ew.


Hahaa

Talking from her diaphragm? Jesus, did you get out your condom and try talking from that back at her? Gross.

She most likely wasnt a dude. But there was no need for the kind of projection she had happening. She was the loudest thing in the bar.

lol gmku wtf?

He said from the diaphragm. Isn't that a contraceptive device?

ah I just got it. wow Im slow.

If a chick talked to me from her diaphragm, I might take that as a real sign, you know.

don't you know? the new hipster bitch thing is contraceptive finger puppets:

:gag: @hipster girl's vag.

Was this her?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to phoenix again.

what a sex machine. dotted eyebrows + armpit rolls + tubetops where tubetops never should go = UNF UNF.

I've been trying to google image to find a pic most suited, I will post when I get close.

Haha, we'll be waiting.