I can see that. unnerwarz kinda suck sometimes. Especially with jeans.

something is wrong with me today
first the underwear thing and now i am having the strongest craving for vodka and lemonade BUT I AM GOING INSANE because there's no lemonade or way to make lemonade here

you should have just seen me leaping around the kitchen like a feral cat looking for lemon juice

just use lemon juice.
Wait don't, that's a bad idea.

there is none

that's how i was going to make lemonade (sugar water lemon juice)

i'm just drinking the vodka straight, fuck it

I just really want a beer and I don't know why. I never drink beer. I don't even like beer.

i'm tired of drinking beer all the time

i wonder whos vodka this is

probably that russian bike trick dude's vodka.

ahahah

lol my dad just got up for work and comes outside to smoke a cigarette and sees me sitting at the table with my computer and a bottle of vodka and just looks at me and shakes his head

you've inspired me to start drinking.
I'm not sure if I should or not, if I don't have anyone to call I get weird and stay up really late (as if it isn't late enough already)

i think i have throat cancer.

oh my god, you best be trolling.

it's 5.12 here
the 6hr time change is fucking me up, i went to bed at like 4 PM yesterday and got up at like 10.30
i have a number you can call me on


ASP - what TC said you better be messin

pm me yo numba.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFe5F...layer_embedded


HAHAHAHAAHAH

Haha, that cop was so fucking overwhelmed, he didn't know what to do. I fucking lol'd.

i was loling so hard at the kids running out and the cop

but even more at the dude laughing/screeching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79dt9...layer_embedded

I've seen it like a million times and it still makes me lol

hahahahaha

omfg how it gets closer every time and then it's just like right there

i love cats

cats are the fucking best

speaking of cats one of mine was getting the shit beat out of him by my alpha male last night and he makes the girliest fucking cat noises ever