I'm this torturer, you see. I was born and raised by this guild--torturing guild naturally-- but then they exiled me, on account of I didn't torture someone when I was supposed to, well, torture them (more or less).

Since then it's been a pretty wild ride. Think I might be God now, but I'm not entirely sure. I did drink some of this one eunuch's neural liquid or some shit, so now I've got his memories. I know, right? Anyway, I guess I'm kind of a big deal now. Those torturers who exiled me now work for me. It's crazy.

I am the mastermind behind these precious bodily fluids... as well as this so-called "guild". I'd like to borrow your brain for further inspection, you see. It is quite a mess isn't it... and you deliberately invoked this on yourself, right?, huh? you're now the occupant of a room without windows; without life. Some day the unprecedented presence will ascend and enclose your poverty-stricken mouth!

what the fuck is this ^^
are you age 3?

hkbkkb

since when is it forbidden to laugh with animality?

i'm over the beyond baby

i laugh with everthing that humans have created
from stone tools in the stone age
to computers in the computer age

are you age 3?

why the hell am I on here

Oh my god you;re such a freakin' nerdo!!! :p

It's the invasion of the ljwlrjiojlfnls people!

I thought you were a girl too!!! In fact... I think you even said you were!!

"us girls need to stick together." WTF? :confused:

^ THANK GOD!


I am not the onlyh one.

i'm waiting for my love
sometimes i think
the world is going to envy that
because most people of the older generations
never had that

hi my name is trip skank i like sonic youth my favorite album by them is experimental jet set trash and no star also i like radiohead does that make me gay

no. unless you do things like touching yourself while starring at them, now that's gay.

and i love Radiohead.
even more than Sonic Youth.
sorry, perhaps i'm a terrible person.

hi i like your pictures of kim gordon but unfortunately you are not more kawaii than i for i am the incarnation of anime and moe

^i had to google that word tbh.. turns out i know some Kawaii people, those creep the hell outta me.

nah i'm a cool guy people say i'm like joey wheeler

Yu-Gi-Oh? seriously?..

c-come on now, don't be ridiculous, I don't play silly card games or anything...