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EVOLghost

05.26.2009 05:57 PM

Dood....that would be an awesome job.

gmku	05.26.2009 06:15 PM

I'm having tilapia again, people.

EVOLghost

05.26.2009 06:16 PM

Why

gmku	05.26.2009 06:16 PM

New topic: the correspondents who work for The Weather Channel are dumb fucks. As in idiots. Seriously.

automatic bzooty

05.26.2009 06:25 PM

my friend brought some friends of other friends along to east lansing. one of them was talking about masonic youth for some reason? i kept saying "WHAT?!" because i thought he'd randomly started talking about sonic youth. hah.

EVOLghost

05.26.2009 06:26 PM

atsonicpark....just read that story...and tyhat is a pretty darn coo story.

gmku	05.26.2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

So what is masonic youth?

gmku	05.26.2009 06:39 PM

For every graduate graduating from wherever he or she may be graduating this spring, I have only one word. Are you ready? Here it is:

Plastics.

EVOLghost

05.26.2009 06:42 PM

^^ I don't get it.

gmku	05.26.2009 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

^^ I don't get it.

Oh, dear. You kids are so un-cultured.

Key word: Graduate.

MellySingsDoom

05.26.2009 06:47 PM

A tawdry piece of idiocy, or better than Citizen Kane? You decide:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9demh_RPQpc

gmku	05.26.2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

From the movie 'The Graduate' questioning the values of society, using the keyword 'plastics'.

According to Google- The theme of an innocent and confused youth who is exploited, mis-directed, seduced (literally and figuratively) and betrayed by a corrupt, decadent, and discredited older generation (that finds its stability in "plastics") was well understood by film audiences and captured the spirit of the times...

It's an old movie, gmku's an old guy. We are too young to 'get it'.

Ha ha ha ha ha. You are so funny and unhip, but I love you anyway.

By the way, I'm impressed with the speed by which you Wikepedia'd the reference and posted here.

And I wouldn't necessarily say "too young," just "too uncultured." I've met many young people who "get it."

gmku	05.26.2009 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

A tawdry piece of idiocy, or better than Citizen Kane? You decide:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9demh_RPQpc

Melly! A favorite old-timer returns! It was beginning to feel a little cold out here in the, well, cold.

automatic bzooty

05.26.2009 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

So what is masonic youth?

as many times as i said "what?" to this guy, he never told me.

google is not yielding anything too cohesive, either.

gmku	05.26.2009 07:07 PM

I know there's the Masonic Lodge. They're usually a bunch of 80-year-old crusties. Could it be their young recruits?

Scary.

MellySingsDoom

05.26.2009 07:09 PM

automatic bzooty - seek and ye shall yada yada yada: http://hangoverhard.blogspot.com/200...nic-youth.html

gmku - yes, tis I, back to make a post (cos I haven't made a posting in many a while, gor blimey luv a duck). I'm afraid I have nothing in hand to warm your cold cockles. Would a Pot Noodle suffice?

automatic bzooty

05.26.2009 07:11 PM

that sounds like it could be it. they secretly train all their lives to be a freemason.

one day, grandson, you too shall be an 80 year old crusty.

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