Arrange your next group outing at a skinhead/Oi! punk show, that way they get beaten up anyway.

if you can't be truthful to your best friends, then they can't be best friends.

Yeah, same


This is true..

I do...and it makes me look like a dick.

EDIT:I don't do it all the time but when I do....

It was nice seeing you again.

Sounds creepy but it was to a friend I haven't seen in a while. We hung out tonight...

i can be truthful to all of them except the one i was bitching about earlier in the thread. they're in the same boat, though... none of us wants to be the one to face up to her. :\

really....i didnt think it would fit..oh well, you were right....pass the mustard please.....

Yes, "indefinitely" because I can't stand your stifling, self-produced depression and the hypocrisy that has split our group of friends. Waiting is killing me. I feel like I've waited my whole life in this one room. It's not me, it's you. It's not you, it's me. It's not us, it's them. If it isn't here, it at least might be there.

Don't ever trust me. I won't lie to you but, i will fuck you over bad the first chance i get, i tell you, time and time again that i can't take your personality, your high-minded attitude toward life. I let you know my respect for your existence is minimal, only a basic respect for things living. Don't trust me, i hope you hate me, i hope you turn your back and keep going. I've never wanted to hurt someone as bad as you i dream of beating the shit out of you, i regress to adolescent thoughts of violence and pain for you. you aren't ''cool'' im not cool, guess what asshole NOBODY is, at least not the way you see it.

JUST POUR MY COFFEE AND RING ME UP YOU WORTHLESS BARISTA SACK OF SHIT.

she has been cheating on you and you have no idea!!!

You're a douchebag, a dick, and have absolutely no regard for those you say you care about. Actually, you don't even say you care about them. If I knew better I'd stay away from you, but I'm too dumb to do that.

a while back you told me that it sucks that we only get to talk "like once a semester." well apparently it didn't suck that bad because you never did a goddamn thing about it. and we're next door fucking neighbors for fuck's sake. every time we've hung out since then i've been the one who says "hey, what's up?" [and just on cue "i've been thinkin about my doorbell/when you gonna ring it?" comes on the radio]. you've never once since then called me, knocked on my door or even said hello when you see me in the yard. and i know you've got a boyfriend and you know i want you, and maybe that's why you haven't taken the first step. but seriously, what kind of boyfriend would rather move back in with his parents than with you??? that's fucked up and you know it.


also, just now i wasn't fucking stalking you, i was getting some fucking basil from the garden, so there's no need to fucking hurry up the steps and shut the door real quick pretending you didn't see me. if you don't want me in yr life then find the fucking clitoral fortitude to say it to my fucking face.

:mad:

I have never heard this before, and I thank you for introducing me to it.

heh

ya it is a good line. A clit is sorta castle like. I mean it is well fortified, has a moat, hopefully without alligators; a clear sight on any map, regardless of how close the forest line is to the draw bridge.

It's like a little tower within a keep but you can tell it apart because the spells have all gone awry and the rooftop is a bit embarrassed. But there's a tiny warlock in there! somewhere! not there, how about there? no ok let me just say that somewhere! there's a warlock! and the spells are all fire based.

RIDE YOUR BIKE ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU JACKASS. NOT IN THE STREET WHERE I'M TRYING TO DRIVE.

jesus.

For the love of FUCK, STOP FUCKING COOKING 24/7. Yr apartment fucking REEKS and I'm sick of having to go out and buy adjustable air fresheners to cover up yr stinky ass. If that isn't enough, I'm also getting insects because you never clean yr cooking shit up. GodDAMN.

I want a Megaphone on my car just for the this purpose. In town we have full sidewalks and the bikers insist on riding the in right 1/4 of the road, forcing everyone over. I usually shout obscenities directed at their mothers.

are you high??