I only like you for your alcohol?!
WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I GAVE YOU FOUR, COUNT EM, FOUR ASCII HEARTS! DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?! YOU FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGE!

too much cranberry not enough vodka. why am i an fucking ignorant savage?

i'm STILL lolling.

:(.

acousti crock

heh.

a coust
i c rock

omg I'm e.e. cummings

omg no waii

why is my alcohol tolerance becoming that of of a toddler?

Holy fuck. This movie is actually killing my buzz.,

That'll happen.

I'm tired.

i can't watch tv or movies inebriated. i used to watch the iron chef or the disney channel but now i just go on the interwebs.

Movies are for pot. Drinking just canelcs everythign out.

EDIT: Except spelling!

i'm tired, but sean's awake.

Oh man, you're braver than I am, jade. I could never handle Iron Chef drunk, I'd collapse a lung from laughter.

josh, how i have ANY lung capacity left is beyond me. seriously. i take one look at chairman kaga and wake up the whole house.

I forgot to buy food before i started drinkingh. Sonofabitch.

This is very true. He alternately looks like a matador or a Japanese dandy.

If there's one thing I've learned in my entire life, it's that drunk + internet = saying something embarrassingly awesome.

He'd have to have one of those crazy-ass scrolling LED sign belts to subtitle him because since he's the chairman, voiceover is beneath him.

Too much pressuer now. I have to cease fire.