aww!

my computer is finally fixed and back in action.

hey josh, did you get your gift?

I need to learn to control what I let bother me.

well, this is the first time i've ever been DEPRESSED while on ecstasy..

is it bad that I lol'd?

I thought you said dressed.

You didnt say that, though.

What are you down on?

why is my brother still in his clothes and watching fucking stupid cartoons at one am?

why am i here?

why do i have the alcohol tolerance of a 300 pound irishman?

Because you are mis-guiding your troubles in what should be a drop-kick to sandra bullocks' face and you havent figured that out yet.

dude.

that's logic.

It's okay to laugh, haha. My life's fucking ridiculous.

Anyway, my aunt left me a house after she died and I had to evict some woman from it a few months ago and she's some deadbeat drug dealing chick who owes me $1400 for damages to the house but I was sitting there listening to music and I kept hearing something outside and for some reason all these thoughts started coming to me, like how she's going to just burn that place down (no one lives in it and I'm looking to sell it within the next few weeks) or kill me or something. I dunno. Just irrational things, truth be told, but they just started hitting me hardcore ...

here are my tattoo ideas

left rib cage- "we love life not because we are used to living but because we are used to living"
inner left ankle- yellow bird
back hip- daydream nation candle
inner right ankle- pisces fish

I secretly love that song.

I finally found a $10 bottle of Bulleit bourbon, so I got to taste it without spending fucking $30 on a 750. Actually I don't like it as much as I hoped--a little too dark and rye-ish. But I'm impressed. The taste is ridiculously strong.

i have this liqueur that's kind of minty, kind of citrusy and orange pinepapple banana juice.

No wonder you have the tolerance of an Irishman. You're drinking Minute-Maid.

Also...
Ew.

heh. it's pretty strong, though. it's something like 45% per volume. there's very little juice.

it's styx! it's catchy as fuck.

Haha I'm just kidding.

I went to a party a couple months ago, and these girls gave me some girly pineapple drink. Whatever it was, it was fucking fantastic, and the rest of the night I secretly poured it into my beer cup.

But I'm not kidding about Styx. I never kid about Styx.

It was probably a cosmo.
You girly girl, you.

that's because pineapple is the best! i don't even like girly drinks, but my little mix is hella good.

styx is good semi-ironic listening.