I serisouly am too. I was just talkin' to her too like a minute before I saw this thread was bumped. and then I was like HEY! I GOT SOMEGTHING! then BOOMO I read your post and I believe you know the rest.

It's hot when you smoke and we fuck at the same time, do you think anyone else would appreciate the subtle nuances of ashes on their balls?

Fuck you, bitch.

I'm fine where I am thank you.

Excuse me, could I get through, please? Thanks.

(I usually just shove my way through since I can't bear to actually say this.)

how low have the mighty fallen!

not to one but to many:

the next time that I catch you using the men's bathroom on my floor and you either: don't flush, don't wash yr hands or ....leave diarrhea all over the seat like you did today, I'll be telling more than a select few about it. in fact, I'll be posting yr picture in the elevator, chief.

so, next time you have to drop the fucking bomb, I suggest that you stay on yr own fucking floor. disgusting fucks.

should there be a separate thread entitled: "Say something to girlgun that you can't say while fltngslwly is around" ??

ass. i wouldn't be mean to my friend like that. it was a accident.




......stop teasing and just give it to me already

i cant say that because i know its all part of the game but its fucking killing me

I understand you want my body, but I do not want yours. Please quit hanging all over me. It weirds myself and others out.

I'm tired of you texting me, expecting me to solve all your problems. Grow a pair and stfu.

Stop telling me about your sexual endeavors with your slutty girlfriend, I know it's an attempt to make me feel jealous, and it's not working.

talk!

*** i want to lose myself in you***

***i wish you would leave me the fuck alone before i have to fake my own death***

***its amazing how you can carry on a conversation with me all by yrself incase u hadnt noticed yet i dont give a fuck about fucking cricket or online gambling or australian reality tv shows i dont even remember saying hello to you this morning or being nice to you EVER why the fuck are you still talking at me I WANT MY OWN OFFICE i deeply mistrust you because you left a your job working on lovely hot paradise island and came to england to pursue a career in accountancy WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT i seriously demand my own office or im going to staple yr fat ass to yr fat face i dont know if that can be done but im sure as fuck gonna try***
ps.FUCK FUCK FUCK

Stop telling me about all the illicit sex you girls want to have with me. I'm married, and believe it or not, I'm old enough to be your grandfather!

(Much as this is something I would love to say, I can't, because I know it's all part of the game, even though it's killing me.)

you're such a fucking asshole, asshole

Lighten up, Francis.

who said i was serious old man?

i rly need sarcasm font.

And who said I was? (As a matter of course, I take hardly anything you say seriously unless you preface it with, like, srsly, or something.)

ok ive lost any interest i was feigning

damn

the only reason i can't say it to their face is because i refuse to have any contact with this person:


calling and texting me incessantly (i dont even know how the fuck you got my number) is not going to get me to hang out with you. as a matter of fact, it has quite the opposite effect, DUMBASS. we will never be friends and i know youre fucking in love with me and you think you can steal me away from my man, youre clearly delusional. go the fuck away.

You're not cool. Everyone knows you're going through an identity crisis. Stop trying to hide it. Getting drunk every single night with your fucking stupid friends isn't going to take your problems away. Neither is being a total fucking slut. Also, STOP BUTCHERING THE ENG LANG BY ABBREV EV-THING. IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL, IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.

fuck you, everytime i look at you i wanna choke myself. i hate being around you. and stop calling my goddamn phone.

ahhh i think im good now. :)

Stop embarrassing me in front The Prind. :7(

I miss you, but I don't love you anymore.

I don't know how I ever managed to fuck everything up so badly and so quickly.

This sucks.

I want to kill you. Tear you to shreds. Don't ever treat me like that again you piece of shit.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Why am I still friends with you? Why do I bother draaaaaaaaaaaaging things out like this? Just be fucking honest with me or GET OUT OF MY LIFE ALREADY.

fuck you.

burn in hell.

i hope you die. it honestly wouldn't bother me at this point.

What the fuck Cloud. YOu didn't have to counter.

Let's revive this thread

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're starting to become an unsuccessful Charlie Harper. Why did you have to hit on one of my sister's best friends? That was really embarrassing. Btw.: Precociously shutting down a party I have also contributed to just because you want to get some booty in one of the worst bars in town instead ranks pretty high on the douche-o-meter

dood....s.eriously.....you're gonna have to stop.

You're probably the biggest dickhead in the whole fucking world, asshole. I know you enjoy knowing that you're the boss of me, but I am a better person than you. And you're fucking ugly. I don't know why your slut of a girlfriend fucks you but she's probably after something.

Rot in hell.

Fuck you, you jealous shit-talking burn-out dumbfuck. I've never done anything to you, yet you still continue to run your fucking mouth. I'm sorry you're too strung out to operate on a basic human level.

So you say you don't want to die alone? Let me tell you something girl: Everyone dies alone! It's a simple fact and all of my love for you can't change that. As a matter of fact I feel lonely quite often, our relationship is more than complicated and the secrecy doesn't really help to say the least. The reason I didn't tell you that is that I love you very much and I didn't want to depress you any further. Life's all about certain moments, enjoy them!

Yo, you suuuck.

i wish i could say something to your face more than anything. i'm just wondering if i'll ever talk to you again. i don't know how, but two months feels an awful lot like two years at this point.

what does a "double-crosser" mean?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/double-crosser