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floatingslowly 06.20.2012 11:35 AM

I would like to make sex to your cat while he farts.
:o

ink. 06.20.2012 12:20 PM

I'm sure he'd love it.

floatingslowly 06.21.2012 03:52 PM

Do you promise to wipe first?

ann ashtray 06.21.2012 04:12 PM

jon boy.

louder 06.22.2012 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake
sway, in a bathtub
and jon boy of course

jon boy, sway & halfeatencake in a bathub? got damn

EVOLghost 06.22.2012 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by louder
jon boy, sway & halfeatencake in a bathub? got damn




gross.

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 06:55 AM

Get out of that tub RIGHT NOW, young lady.

You'll catch a nasty sexbug. Jon boy makes fuck to hookers.

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 10:02 AM

You can't disgust me. I am a champion at this game

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 10:17 AM

Firstly, if you ever find yourself typing something, and hitting delete prior to posting, you're doing it wrong.

That's when you know that you're pro.


If perhaps your mother is watching, you can always attribute the quote to either afonso or EVOLgoats. Although this method doesn't give you credit, the believabilty of disgust increases by a factor of ten point five!

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLgoats
once, while hammering a hairbrush (the birstled end) into my anus, i accidentally scratched my colon with a fingernail and almost bled to death. If it wasn't for the hamster swimming further up my pooptube to escape the assblood, i might have also lost the brush.


Tame.

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afunso
sometimes i like to stand outside the homes of old peoples and the retardeds going on toilet. I grab my, how do you say in englais, my tinklerod, and try to see if i make go inside me. The sight of old peoples and retardeds make me excite to play. I sometimes so too excite that difficult to push back in my fuckmaker into my stomach so all you see is my shave testicle.

Might be true.

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon boy
jon boy

Fucking sick.

louder 06.22.2012 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon boy
jon boy

 

SONIC GAIL 06.22.2012 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
none of you mentioned sonic Gail
shame on all y,all. oh, she,s married right.



Ahhh you are so sweet I would fuck you. Yeah I am married, but that does not mean I dont like to fuck. Just ask my fuck buddy;)

SONIC GAIL 06.22.2012 11:14 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to foreverasskiss again.

SONIC GAIL 06.22.2012 11:15 AM

I really want a 3 way with floatz and ink.

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 11:33 AM

Yes pls.

Let's play hot dog sammich. You guys can be the bun.

SONIC GAIL 06.22.2012 03:26 PM

of course you can watch:)

ann ashtray 06.22.2012 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake
can't get that scenario out of my head since i first saw the picture of sway in the bathtub <3


haha. Yeah, so swexxxy.

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
:) ..

Why the smiles, gigglepuss???

There's no fucking way in hell you're watching.


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