like the teachers definitely told us not to shoplift a million times, i'm sure they could have mentioned "don't rape members of yr household" at some point in that twelve wasted years but no

jon boy's mom always says no, but her eyes say YES.

I'm pretty sure she's canadian.

True - Aside from the language problems, quebec is typically a nicer place to be. We get free college and cheap university, good healthcare, etc.

I'm from Cincinnati, I have to deal with alot of shit that you'll never have to deal with.

You get free health care and school.

& sorry I'm not English and don't have to deal with angry French sissies who are pissed at you for evil shit your ancestors did hundreds of years ago.


Besides, noone really gets pissed at the Greeks. We gave yall democracy and awesome food.

Probably child abuse, yo.

Besides don't worry about my opinions, America is falling apart.

lol America

it's true, nobody does get pissed at the greeks

and i mean thousands of people die trying to enter the country every year, untrained medical aids in the jails deem peoples conditions unserious an hour before they die, they exclude minorities from mainstream schools and make them a new school in a condemned building where the toilets won't flush, huge hordes of skinheads stabbing pakistanis in the street on a regular basis, teenagers getting shot by cops, union activists with acid poored down their throats when they threaten lawsuits, barges full of africans waiting off the coast for days and nobody will let them dock or take drinkable water to them, and they say the country is getting worse! at this rate it'll be the new vancouver in the for 2030 winter olympics! i know it's hot in greece, but the government should invest in some weather control research, easily payed for by a massive loan from the international monetary fund

I thought you were talking about America until that last little bit.

No, the news I get in America just trys to scare us into being racist and consuming shit we don't need so I stopped paying attention a long time ago with it's scare tactics.

& I know the economy in Greece is shit now and the whole country is falling apart but I didn't know anything about keeping it (whoever the fuck simple, gimbple, dimple) said.

So I don't read the news, it could be worse. I could be a french purist.

now you're just playing the chauvinistic bastard, right?
you're not very good at it.

?

i've never even heard of a chauvinistic so i can't be it

i'm just an average all-american college student, i know i'm going to end up working at 711 soon

but if i get an expensive business school education, then i'll have an easy time getting promoted to assistant to the regional manager... within mere decades of first being hired by the company.

also, we drink a lot bro

good luck.

bro i could be making 16/ hr within 10 years, if the current rate of inflation holds i'll own a house by 68, which gives me several years debt free before i reach the life expectancy

and they'll have youth implant surgeries by then

so i'll basically be 17 again, but i can buy cigarettes and have my own place, my parents never come by unexpectedly because they dropped dead decades ago


lalalalalalala

and then you'll think

why go out to rape when i can do it in the comfort of my own home

yeah?

i'm a spontaneous guy, i have every five minutes of my career plan all-figured out from my first lemonade stand, to the day i finally am ceo of 711.

interactions with other people? i make that shit up as i go along. see? spontaneous

however one day i'll be head of a multinational corporation, so i've been practicing treating everyone i come across as an employee