I like the idea of involuntarily sending people to the hospital while I puff away languidly on the sofa.

just in case you or anyone else might possibly believe this its not actually true whatsoever.

nothing can be a substitute for quitting. you just have to quit. as i have already explained.

the end

i still havent smoked one, suck on that

by the way, EVERYONE is selfish to some degree so i really love people pointing fingers

And my piano teacher had to spent 2 years in a hospital, stop working and nearly died because she got a lung oedema because of smoking.
There is something called "probabilities" ; no one is saying you will necessarily die or get some awful sickness because you do smoke, you just increase your probability to get one. Obviously you will always find counter-examples ; smoking is simply a factor that increases your risks. Just sayin'.

That said I don't mean to get into the smoking v. non-smoking debate because I've learned from having many of them that they always end up with people still as split in two parts as before they started, except even more angry ; plus I'm too bored to read the whole thread. Just that such sentences always struck me as being plain dumb, so I had to put my two cents.

no, especially since you tried.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone!

I am seein a shit ton a stones bein hurled around here.

Point taken. So why do you kick such a fuss when people are being judgemental on this thread then? Surely their selfishness prevents them from seeing your point.

(special place in hell for us all?)

tits, that's how you quit, one clean deep breath at a time. you need to reboot your reading comprehension module.



hatred is the fuel that keeps the internet running

yes. more tits. show 'em if you got 'em.

i was calling him tits, but i second your motion.

unless you inferred that i was suggesting quitting and then never breathing again this is just redundant.

or unless you meant the way to quit is you have to be concious of each fresh new smoke free breath you take, then you're just being stupid.

no tit head, no. it's how you control the craving to smoke. you take deep breaths instead of lighting up. it's soothing and it replaces the smoking habit. tit head.

it heads where like tits. I would like a lot more heads. there would still be some heads I wouldn't like, but all in all, it would be a nicer world.

tit heads. post them, please.

aha.

well well done you for pointing that out.

i'll have to leave now before you continuing trolling until you remember you're hungry.

my hungry or yours? i don't troll, i simply dare answering your occasional absurdities, oh holy prophet.

but yes, i'd rather go do something else than engage your tedious hate-filled jeremiads in earnest. though sometimes you write pretty, i'll give you that.

mmm, lunch time!

yours, like you did the last time.

well i'm glad you've decided not to do it this time.

in case you should decide to make one of your enlightening contributions in the future i'll just have to redirect you to that other post i made that was too long for you to read.

and please don't "give" me anything, even the slightest compliment. it's like a faeces caked monkey appearing enamoured enough with your appearance to attempt to have sex with you. there's no flattery to it. i'd just rather never have come into contact in the first place. if any of my posts are sufficiently to hold me in even the slightest of value in your estimation, i would suggest you spend that favour by simply not replying in the first place. thank you.

haha. YOU TWO!