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Satan 09.26.2009 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
some people are really fucking socially inept, or very very very unattractive to the opposite sex and very very fucking lonely. i would not be so judgemental and i feel sad for those people because they should be able to have someone to spend their time with as much as anyone.

hey, yeah

pbradley 09.26.2009 07:29 PM

 


One of these things is not like of the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.

terminal pharmacy 09.26.2009 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
 


One of these is not like of the other one. One of these things just doesn't belong.


the one on the right has more brain capacity????

terminal pharmacy 09.26.2009 07:34 PM

i must say im quite suprised about some of the conservative attitudes some of the people on this board have when it comes to physical pleasure...

me i'm a hedonist!

atsonicpark 09.26.2009 07:45 PM

dil... DO !

static-harmony 09.26.2009 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
dil... DO !


With you on this.

Toilet & Bowels 09.26.2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
some people are really fucking socially inept, or very very very unattractive to the opposite sex and very very fucking lonely. i would not be so judgemental and i feel sad for those people because they should be able to have someone to spend their time with as much as anyone.


they could always go to a prostitute, who are at least humans.

artsygrrl 09.26.2009 10:20 PM

Well, do prostitutes cost more than sex toys? Depends. But if you use a prostitute for sex, you may find a little gift from her on the end of yr dick a few weeks later.
BTW, a friend of mine forgot about a dildo in her drawer for so long that when she finally discovered it the batteries had corroded and bubbled out all over it.

automatic bzooty 09.26.2009 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by FreshChops
this thread needs visuals:



 







ahahaha, neon pink?

artsygrrl 09.26.2009 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty
ahahaha, neon pink?

yeah, and the mouth looks like a lamprey's, with all those sucky teeth.

static-harmony 09.27.2009 01:24 AM

Oh man that is the one worst sex toy.


This thread needs this video.

terriblecanyons 09.27.2009 01:46 AM

HAHA I've seen that. OWNED

pbradley 09.27.2009 02:24 AM

I can't believe you've done this.

terriblecanyons 09.27.2009 02:25 AM

Ah, fuck.



(repped)

Genteel Death 09.27.2009 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_Deux
sex toys are for lazy people afraid to touch their body.

I've never used an inflatable doll or a dildo, but what you say is not true. Why do you think they appear as props in porn movies in the middle of an orgy or more conventional intercourse? Even if you use them on your own it's more likely that someone just isn't available to penetrate you or fellate your penis.

atsonicpark 09.27.2009 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by hypertonic
Is it weird if I still have a dildo i bought my ex? I bought it for her, it was pretty fun. We have been split up but u never know whether we might get back together. It would be way weird if I still had it huh? Should I throw it out? haha



I still have glowboy, which me and the old lady of 7 years used. We haven't broken up, we're on a "hiatus" (I'm not sure what means... a "vacation apart for now" as she puts it) so I'm keeping it around until I know for sure that we're apparently not going to rekindle the filame.


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