Yeah lindsay is fuckugly

thats ludicrous. i give her credit where credits due, theres just not much to credit...


we call that 'fugly' in these here parts.

Someone should pay her 900k to go the fuck away. For good.

I just killed an ant.

... the fuck.

I'd do it for much less.

alright, Dead-Air. How much you want my friend?

$12.99

tipping is of course allowed.

alright dude, I'm sending it in the form of a TGIFriday's gift certificate. If that's cool?

Nope. Paypal only. I can get my wife's account when she gets home from work and post it here. That's the price for an individual piece, I retain republishing rights, though I'll sell those for about the same amount. Everybody who pays gets an original. I'll send a recording of me singing your choice of Lindsay Lohan songs for an additional $7.23 as well.

this thread is the longest run of pure gibberish I have ever seen or heard of. I love it like I love Picasso

hey, I'm trying to negotiate a serious business deal here!

Listen, Dead-Air. I love yr voice. It's maybe the best voice I've ever heard. I'm just saying that if I had to choose between your voice, and getting my mail... I'd have to choose the mail.

Christ, I'd choose the mail too, and I love my voice too. But I like Art Bell's and Karen Carpenter's both a lot better. I strive to be something right in between them.

I think she would look good if she would only accept the fact that she is naturally a pale, freckly redhead, and not a tanned blonde. If you ask me, she's naturally very beautiful. Nice bone structure (and I don't mean the jutting bones we're not supposed to see. I mean her face).

^props

Well just read a story that Lindsay is doing a Playboy shoot. I don't know who's standards have been lowered more, hers or theirs. First of all in the past few years she's already done semi-nude shoots in a number of magazines, and this is seven years after she was last hot and anyone actually wanted to see her naked. I wonder if Playboy will make her gain weight and go back to her red hair. Doubt it.

I really wish she was still a ginger.

She was hot in Herbie Fully Loaded:



I think that's before she started doing all the boozing and blow.