I've known my friend that long and there's no way in hell he's getting a reach around.

Nobody is allowed to touch me! NOBODY.

Look I touched you.

my parents ... pioneers of total geekdom that they are, met "online" in the mid-sixties. they were both grad students at Penn, home of the Eniac and other vacuum tube based computational devices. some geek who wanted to get laid wrote a "match-maker" program so all the other geeks could input their info and find a date. apparently the vacuum tubes told my parents that they should make me, very likely the first ever product of an e-lationship.


my real parent:

yeah, plus it was the original "scene" or altenative site. i do think if it wasn't for makeout club there wouldn't be a myspace. the place does suck ass now though. it did then too, but i found some good friends that aren't online friends from that site.

oh, such a beautiful picture. tons and tons of good spirit coming out of it for sure.