repped for american beauty reference

topcat OWNS this thread

I wish someone would write on my house

i would! i'd tag it upppp


this page made me lol all over the place

This is bloody brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA...layer_embedded

You scared me for a minute. I still have like 600 more posts in here than her. But, I'll step aside gracefully.

o lawd.

my intuition is always freakishly correct. wtf. it scares me sometimes.

I know. Mine too. Fucking shit sucks sometimes. It's almost like deja vu.

I always know what's going to happen before it does. it takes the element of surprise away when someone always-slightly-out-of-reach admits attraction to me after breaking it off with slutty mcslutslut.

wow. That's very near to my life.

maybe we lead parallel lives.

It's not going on right now, but has happened in the not-too-distant past

I've always known about it, I kind of wish I hadn't. then again I'm glad because I'd probably act like a giddy schoolgirl when he told me it was my fault he broke up with her because he has such high standards for girls, and then proceeded to joke about us getting married.


"wat" comes to mind.

Wish I was a dumbass.

Totally. I hate it when that happens to me because it's always with someone I totally just want to be friends with and never with someone that I'm actually interested in.

I'm not quite sure what to think. there's always been tension there, for as long as we've known each other. eh, who knows.

Ech, tension.

why am I watching the tyra?

Because is a psycho bitfch

ahahahahaha. how much have you had?

That's the weird part. It was just one very large screwdriver compounded by the fact that all I have to eat today is 10 crackers and a slice of pound cake. I sometimes can type fine but it's come and going in waves.

haha, that's weird. don't mention food, all I had all day was a sammich and a blondie. the cookie, you weirdos, not a chick.

i know. I iz so fucking hungry but I haz no real food and I have to be up in 5 hours.

I'm so hungry, all I eat anymore is poptarts and eggos and we're running out of eggos

dude fuckijng shit...I;m out of the good poptars and now I'm tired. i thinki shall sleep.

okay, enjoy your drunken slumber!

pil'd out

goodnight everyone.

'night, sec c

have to go foodstore but no idea what to buy.

I hate when it's late and I am no where near tired enough to want to sleep! :(

Avisodomy is the act of a human engaging in sexual activity that involves a bird. Due to the size difference between the species, any act involving penetration is usually fatal to the bird

I'm watching the movie Zodiac. Two-thirds into the movie, there is a scene where detective Armstrong tells Toschi that he is quitting the homicide division, gets out of the care, and walks into his apartment where is wife is waiting.

The apartment he is walking into is the same one I lived in my senior year of college. It has the same god-awful 70's gold, giant mirrors on the right, the whole front of the entrance is glass, there are the two trees out front. Shit like that surprises me.

Crazy.

...great movie too.

I think Fincher is brilliant, honestly, even though I don't like everything he's done (Panic Room, anyone?).

Se7en/The Game/Fight Club are all amazing.

I look forward to seeing this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKC-FKGMeCY

The fuck?

the fuck?

its what happens when you type spin and pregnant woman into ya search engine ya frikkin weirdo

My feet are killing me.