received a gift from my friend in australia that cheered me up. she's awesome. why we're not having a beer together and having dicussions about vincent gallo, i have no idea why..

omg that looks awesome

McBain: Have you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up? (no laughter is forthcoming) That's the joke.
Audience Member: You suck, McBain!
McBain: (draws machine gun and fires several rounds into the audience) And now for my Woody Allen impression. (same voice) I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
Audience Member: Hey, that really stunk.
(McBain throws a live grenade into audience; cut back to studio)
Rainier: (to Jay) The film is just me in front of a brick wall for three hours. It cost eighty million dollars.

Confused. Why would have a beer together and talk about a cheap wine? Just askin.

I was sat on a bench in the park, when a drunk turned up and asked if he could sit on it. I naturally said he could as I don't own it. The guy reeked of booze and I had to leave as I didn't want passers-by to think I associate with the guy. As that ever happened to any of you before? I did wonder what he would've done if I said he couldn't sit on the bench.

That drunk was me. You were very kind. Thank you, sir.

i, for one...

You're a mess! Sort yourself out!

I miss Combat!, the TV show.

There's a couple of benches in front of the town's library which has become popular with drunks lately. They turn up with a supermarket bag full of cheap lager and just merrily booze away. I've been told one of them is an illegal immigrant from Russia!

I love trees. they fucking rule.

one of my favorite road trip memory is driving back to Flagstaff AZ from a full day spent at the Grand Canyon with my then wife, and the sun had set and we drove for almost an hour through a dense forest of black bark pine trees with every tenth tree being a white birch. thoe ghostly white birch interspersed among all that murky blackness was something I will never forget.
Later, when I watched Princess Mononoke for the first time, I felt the exact same sense of awe and slight fear watching the scenes in the Old Forest wityh the horned god.

trees rule all.

hipp

I won't be online for a few days. I'm... going on a retreat. BYE.

bye! rehab's a bitch huh??

fight on the SF muni bus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ5l_EtYc9Y

ha.

getting wasted cause tomorrow at work

yeah def. rehab

http://rapidshare.com/files/35399960...ntsOfLight.zip

seriously

Let us know when you're back from rehab.

later doooood

A black bear just went through my trash outside! He even took the time to give me a smile.

that sf fight was fucking hilarious.

for real though take cares atsonic

Attempting sleep above the sound of the Thursday night clubbers yelling profanity in the streets like apes would if they could talk. Montreal is disastrous for this kind of stuff

come back soon asp .

Jesus fuck, thats awesome. I can imagine.

The last week has been fucking full of stunning sunsets. I take a half hour train out of town right at sunset, so I get the whole spectrum of all reaches, the black velvet of the sky being melted on in layers by the radioactive bright lavas at the skyline like the other night, or the milder but just as awesome hazy cobalt blue blending with fleshy pinks and yellows. The thing I guess that helps, is that murky blackness of the earth/buildings. Its just...ITS BLACK. You see lights, patterns. But quite the contrast.

I love it, and feel blessed by life to see that lately.

Haha, I like the surfing one, and the underwater balls one.

I mustve missed some big game.

Haha, yeah, I like that school one too.

what's new in alteredland btw?

haha. in a mixture of french and "english" i hope

so awesome. i'm stealing that slavo

thief !!!

lol'd again. someone is awesome

repost? okay

what kind of person has this many spare flies lying around?

or did he recycle?

http://www.mediafire.com/file/lykoygzmjti/04 Time Is Running Out.mp3

i love this thing. even if I kinda "hate" the original.

Flies seem to abiogenerate in my kitchen all the time. I could fill a jar.