Ha, I was just about to say that same.

Until another night, jade!

I lost my voice. can't find it ANYWHERE! Yeah, no but seriously, I sound like Scarlett Johansson with emphysema.
Melly can vouch for this fact.

^^^She's right, you know.
Right now, it's just gone 9am here, and I need a coffee.

It's gradually coming back.
Right now I sound like just plain Scarlett.
Maybe a few cigarettes added, but not many.

So much for me getting coffee...went back to bed and have now woken up properly.
TC - hold that voice, I'll book the first plane over so we can record your "TC Sings Metallica" album - just in time for the Xmas market too.

Hahahaha.
If my real voice comes back today, all I have to do is sleep for a few hours for it to be all stupid and raspy.
No problemo.

*books plane ticket and recording studio*

Women are bitches.

GETO PUPPIES

http://www.flabber.nl/archief/025660.php

So, I'm totally going to veg, eat Lemon icing and watch movies tonight. Win.

why i hate people, reason 5454:

so i went to larry's giant subs tonight with my grandma and brother. there's a big brawny guy and his sinewy bimbo sat next to him across from us. now, i know i've explained a lot on here, sean's autistic and has tourette's. he's going to make noises. so he does a few times, just being an excited twelve year boy eating a good sandwich. he does the whooping and being loud and going on about his video games (sean's intense focus this year is video games).

it turns out that we're leaving the same time as brawny and bimbo. i was able to tell from their rolling eyes and scoffs that they aren't sean's biggest fans. so bimbo is holding the door open for all of us, and her husband charges to the door first, walking right into sean. sean's asking me what a grafitti sign on a truck in the parking lot means, and repeated it a few times because i couldn't hear him. he doesn't understand to move a bit away from the door, and brawny nearly knocks him over again. well, the guy's pissed off. brawny goes "this retard yours?" to me. he repeats five times "what's wrong with this kid?" because sean's extremely interested in the truck, asking me what it means. he and his butt chin and 'roidal arms are asking me "what's wrong with this boy?" and bimbo stares off into his pecs. he mutters "send him off to the looney bin!" and LAUGHS AT ME.

for a second, i just start making my way to the car. he asks again, while i'm trying to calm sean down, "what's wrong with your boy?"

i can't take it anymore.

"hey asshole, he's autistic. he has tourettes. heard of them? i'm sorry he's offended you or caused any disruption to you and your wife. but you know what? his heart and brain are bigger than any muscle you hope those steroids are going to give you."

and the fucktards walk off.

lemon icing like cake icing?

i'm so there.

Hells to the yeah lemon cake icing. Duncan Hines to be exact. It's chilling in the fridge right now and I have one and a half big packs of orange Tic-tacs incase shit turns sour.

damn, you have a party going.

i'm off for a run, but save me some virtual icing for when i return.

wow what an asshole... you did right to tell him off, but unfortunatly he'll probably continue to be an asshole. dont let it get to you

Whoa, so didn't see this earlier.

Fuck that shit. That's terrible that they guy said that. Muscle bound assholes flanked by bimbos are the most vile pieces of filth that ever wasted decent peoples oxygen. Ignorant fucks.

Sorry to hear you had to deal with a macho, stereotypical, 'good ole boy' asshole. I hate those types of ppl/guys. Props for telling him off.

The other month when I went to Chicago with some chicks I dropped one of them off at their college on the way back. Some guy that's hanging out with their friends is kind of harrassing one of the girls I went with and kind of liked. I heard him call her 'toots' and wanted to kick his ass. They introduce me to him and he's all like "hey buddy whats up man, wake up buddy" (cuz I was tired from driving 6 1/2 hours...and he starts that whole jock punching ur arm thing that bros do sometimes when they meet people, and he kept pushing my arm and I just looked at him and punched him in the face.

Then drove back home.

fuck em

I just ate the most relevant fortune cookie ever. Just got the chinese food delivered and on my way up the elevator I noticed that they gave me two fortune cookies. So I ate one then and there. It's message: "If you are still hungry, have another fortune cookie."

Stunned at first by its immediate relevance, I then pick up on its rather sarcastic tone. I am not fat, fortune cookie.

nice! i could never just punch someone.

thanks guys. i'm used to it after so many years of people being ignorant, but this one stung because it was over and over.

pbradley- haha, i've gotten that a few times. it did a number on my self esteem to see it twice in a month. the last cookie i got said "your sense of direction is increasingly strong." then i walked into the wall going to the bathroom.