Autumn is my favorite season. Summer sucks. Winter sucks. Spring is pretty cool when the rain is full on.

Is that Gary Busey?

No, it is the cross between the jock from Napoleon Dynamite and Andy Rooney.

He. Has. No. Eyebrows.

Edit: Capslock pwnt again.

There is no beer I find more disgusting in all its varieties than Michelob.

But that's what I am drinking at the moment.

Well, Autechre blew my mind to pieces.

I wrote an email that was like a beautiful poem.

I watch super milk chan and all was right in my world for 20 minutes.

Better than Michelob Porter.

I didn't even know the summer happened.

that a&f guy looks like mickey rourke.

don't you hate the bottom of the pages on these threads?

sorry, on this thread.

it feels like you're just fighting to get back on top. 20 posts whoo.

Lately, I've been jacking off and I don't know why. It doesn't feel good, it just feels like nothing. Literally nothing. I have an extremely slight human response to it. I don't really have much of an urge. She took that with her when she went. I've just loaded up porn, jerked it, came, then went about my business. No real thought put into it. Almost kinda depressing in its complacency. The romance is dead in my mind. Where'd that spark go? I think I cum now just so I don't have to think about it later. Like, if I can get it out of the way, I won't have to look forward to it later. I mean, that is something to look forward to, right? That little 2 seconds there. It's a great 2 seconds. I feel so sad at this point, when I cum... it's depressing to jerk off and be depressed but jerk off so that you aren't more depressed about not having jerked off in a while. Oh well. I hope things are figured out soon. I want to cum like a champion again!

I know the feeling, atsonic. My boy has always lived far away and we've only ever spent a week together. We don't communicate as much as we used to, though, and as a result I hardly masturbate. When I do, it's pretty mediocre and sometimes I feel depressed afterwards.

I wish you the best of luck.

(860): he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
(617): wtf, did you fuck a retard?!

(504): She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.

God, I love the word "advise."

Probably because of the Latin courses I took. What a very old idea, to advise.

this is like the saddest thing ive read all nite.

u guys need to get laid hard. hope things get better anngela & swa(y).

Going through a dry spell, myself.

classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzW_7ANnHZI

major lazer (except for a couple tracks) is sick. Dig the earlier single-vid too.

my back/arm hurts so fucking much.

there is a space themed art/create stuff party next month at my favourite gallery. dress ups are encouraged. I am SO excited.

the creator of shin chan died.

:(

real / unreal
probably not

HAHAHA

want success? Simply go out of your way to appeal to the the highest number of people with the simplest, easiest-to-understand crap you can think of. Simply make a cartoon about a weird smoking superhero and you will be rich.

In a few posts, I will have more posts than anyone on this board (under this username.. satan has the most posts combined).

Not sure how I feel about this.

Time to take a break?

^yes it's time for a break. one filled with green

lots and lots of posts.
hope you don;t slay the dragon as often as you post on here! yr dick's gonna fall off bro!

postcount is for pussies.

nic, where have you been hiding?

Played hide and seek in Villa Certosa, I got lost.

Cert = Devil

(in my language)

Almost spot on.

been so long I can't remember when the last time I got laid was or the last time I had sex with myself was. Never thought I loose the desire for both but I have. At this rate I figure I'll get laid before I jerk off...........

this is all crazy talk. how can u not get off on like a daily basis?
i guess its my age or smthn but i need it/want it/luv it all the time.

I need it all the time as well.

yeah, but ur a homo. so that goes without sayin! ;)

for serious