Would I be correct in guessing that you hate skateboarders?

he hates everyone, so yes

I would get clean, but it gets worse.. I get bored

The Enterprise crew enhanced that footage and discovered Clark Griswold wandering in the background...





... proving there's no intelligent life on the planet.

my passport has been lost
i spent 2 hours going to where the phonebook says the embassy is,it's now somewhere else
my home phone doesn't work for some inexplicable reason
my cell phone doesn't work for some inexplicable reason

fml

^^ ouch

haha i know, it's brilliant, now the guy who finds my passport has to go abroad and use it in some kind of fraud, and i'll go to jail in south africa or something for 5 years, and make a really awesome movie about it when i get out.
i'd also be ok with somebody turning it in to the lost and found at the station, i just wish i had access to a phone so i could call the lost&found haha

I'm back, kinda.
Did you miss me?
Guess so, coz I'm pretty sure you aimed at the head.

IT FUCKING SNOWED TODAY


wtf

I'm in Wyoming, land of buttfucking cowboys

I enjoy the snow.

Also, everyone here is a cunt.

I'm not a cunt but this guy is probably wondering how much of a son Fielder Younger is. It correlates directly to the amount of shit he can spew times the inches on his beard. And by beard I don't mean token woohah; this guy probably fathered zz top.

this is Jimmy's doing.

YES!!!!

fuck my life.

fuck my life. [x2]

all this talk of fucking is making my pants happy.

In the entire Star Trek TV series, no one ever said "Beam me up, Scotty."

You're just josh'n me, bro.

star trek is the worst thing ever created, no wait money is worse... but not by much.

so like if you paid for star trek, it would be the single worst action in the universe? does it work like that?

my life has put on it's unsexiest angsty mcangstpants and is not getting fucked thusly

this sweater is making my arms itch

these pretzels are making me thirsty

these pretzels... are making me thirsty.

these pretzels are making me ... thirsty.

these... pretzels... are making me ... thirsty.

I'm so tired

A blind dog and a blind and deaf dog playing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmqtPdz1enQ

fuck this, nite guise.

Anyone know any really good cello based songs?

Get

• Klingende Buchstaben (Sounding Letters) (1988)
• Madrigal in Memoriam Oleg Kagan (1990)
• Improvisation

by Alfred Schnittke.

I also really like Suite for cello solo by Boris Tchaikovsky and Kottos by Xenakis.

YES! i'd probably blow my brains out afterward.

that clown got owned. haha.

i just choked on my drink laughing at it



yo beyonce, ima let you finish, but beyonce clown's video is one of the greatest videos of all time! OF ALL TIME!

Hahahaha.

lol.

and it led me to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAngBy94QtA

you have just made my day

it actually reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk
But the whole version is way better. All that lead-up to the special moments in time, like Free Willy, in how they bond.