http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBF1lsZUlUI

get dunked on by patrick chewing

the church bells just played a whole lot of old nursery rhymes.

so, yeah, guess I have no reason to shave my pubes for a while. but i think i will anyway.

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhrhrhghghgghghghhhhhhh

you know something hilarious? the person who sent me that and told me to go shoot up and die and blah blah yeah whatever tried to kill himself THREE times last week and failed.

HOLY EPIC FAIL
CAN'T EVEN DIE RIGHT.

sexy.

haaha i called him last night and left him a message that said DUMBASS YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RIGHT

i just took a bunch of expired pills. if i don't ever come back here again it's because i'm dead.



SERIOUS CAT IS UGLY AS FUCK

don't worry, I'm sure that somebody can find you a new liver, somewhere.

I'm going to grab a coffee

naw i'm alright. they even killed my headache.

hahaha.


glad to see my awesome thread is still going.

will someone please do me a favor and tab out christian death "romeo's distress" for bass for me please please please?

thanks.

It's amazing what some people find funny.

i find it hilarious when people attempt to cut me down using words like pathetilogical.


oh yeah and about that bass tab never mind i figured it out.

Watch Viennisquatsi!

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/vi...=1218203301668

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oid=62679 831

It's bliss

i looked up caetano veloso & gal costa on allmusic and found out there's a composer named gaetano costa

Doctor's appointment on Friday. Go away, ulcer!

Cavities rule my soul.

wow is the dog tiny or the peanut butter jar huge..

dogs + peanut butter hidden inside stuff = hours of fun

overwhelmingly irrelevant

This girl next to me has the face of bjork

время упаковать одно

http://joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com/

"Joe Wilson auto-tuned your new Beatles remasters."

"Joe Wilson yells 'Freebird' at concerts."

so, i'm going to the "alternative" high school for a trimester. it's a little bit ghetto. just a little bit... like the least ghetto a school can be while still qualifying for ghettodom.

in one of my classes, we were playing like... "guess the landmark!" or whatever. the teacher held up a photo of the sphinx and pyramids, and this kid goes "YO I KNOW THAT SHIT, THAT SHIT'S IN SPAIN."

also, apparently: egypt is an island and it's kinda by, like, australia, london is it's own country, there ain't no fuckin' country called uzbekistan, and england is not part of the united kingdom, because the united kingdom doesn't even exist. the "new kingdom" does. oh, and purple drank is like a smoothie; you can just go into places, sit down, and order it ... if you're gangsta enough.

also also, this girl sez to me, "you look like you on morphine!"

i need to start writing this shit down as it comes out of peoples' mouths.

damn, it now be down to 65F and I done turn off the a/c and opened the windows and may have to put on a sweater over night.

hahahaha fucking rad
reminds me of the good ol days....they kicked me outta the regular school and sent me to one of those

ghetto school >>>>> regular school

man, I'd love to be a porn star.

What about a porn director

Ps. Peanut butter strawberry m&ms are delicious

No, I want to participate in the porn. I think I'd be good at it.

I hate school. I have so much homework now. ugh.