Then why are you bothering with a reply? I think your conscience is bothering you, Satan.

what conscience?

i think its this guy

he's telling me to smoke more weed.

i'm listening.

i knew you were a deep inwardly-focused person

fuck carbon footprints, i leave carbon godzillas in my electric wake.

5000 goodnight.

Am cooking some chili. 1 pound ground turkey breast (93/7) browned, 1/2 a diced red onion sauteed, 2 cans chili beans, 1 can black beans, 1 cup vegetable broth, 1 cup beer, 2 cans diced tomatos, coupla teaspoons salsa.

my blood is neon green.

my poo is incandescent yellow.

my fridge is full of vault and red bull.

i've tied down my toilet's handle so that it is always flushing.

i pour gasoline on my house plants because i like the smell.

my tv is never turned off so i don't miss anything

You sound like a nice average sort of guy.

do you have a wall of TVs a la batman, dave?

only in my dungeon

What do you think of my chili recipe?

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WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD

i'd have to taste it first. the red onion is a nice touch but it looks like it needs a kick. add some habanero something innit

I don't do heat. I like my chili mild.

old people......

Have always been that way. I don't like it so hot that I can't taste the other flavors. I see no point in heat for heat's sake when it comes to things like this.

i agree, but habanero sauces are usually damn tasty and i'm sure you can find some real good ones in asheville

spicy food is one of the best things ever.

I'm sure. Did I tell you about the habanero margarita I had Saturday night?

spicy food is my life

i like it very hot but so that you can still taste the food

So one of the friends visiting tells us that one of her friends RAVES about the habanero margaritas at this place called Salsa in Asheville, and we should all go check it out.

So we get there and the waiter comes over for our drink order and she goes,
"I think I'll have a bloody mary." Our jaws drop, and we all go, "What the fuck?" but then the dude in the group and I order the habarnero margaritas, and the two other women order random other drinks.

The waiter goes away and we start giving this girl the shit, like, you drag us here to try this and then you bail and do something else, what the fuck. And she's all like, well, I never said I'd try it, I just said you guys might like it.

SO the margaritas come and it is like drinking liquid fire. Holy shit. Somehow I drink mine all up. So does the other dude (who later that night has severe cramps--the guy's 20 years my junior).

But we're in the middle of our drinks when she goes, "Oh, I forgot to mention--my friend happens to like really, really spicy food."

bitch

habanero has a nice flavour to it but it's so friggin hot. I like spicy food and sometimes I like it not so spicy. it's nice to mix things up.

I like spice as long as it doesn't overwhelm.

Actually the chili I made has enough kick that it makes my sinuses run.

My face was sweating from the habanero margarita though.

habaneros are spicy as fuck, once we had a spicy pepper eating contest for cinco de mayo and i ate one raw and i thought i was going to die.

Yeah, I think this girl punked us, basically.

that's such a bitch move

I know, but she played it all so innocent.

WHY CAN I NOT FIND THAT "IN CASE OF PARTY BREAK GLASS" PHOTO WHEN I ACTUALLY WANT IT.

pretend i posted that image for the ten millionth time, kay?

I want to see him live.

thank you good sir

We were cranking some AWK last night before the pizza came.

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I love this kitty so much
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdhLQCYQ-nQ

I still have a hangover and it's seven pm. And this stupid fire is not making things any better.