I don't want to breed another gold chocobo.

In reference to Satan's pictures

I've been drinking.

OH SH---. Hopefully that'll be me tomorrow and/or Saturday.

I expect a phone call.

I'll try. Last time I roped into flip cup and then my friends came and made sure I didn't fall into the pool.

I imagine that alcohol plus swimming could either be really fun or really stupid.

I wasn't wanting to swim. I was sitting at the edge of the pool, chatting, but I kept leaning too far over.

Nice. I want to swim sometime. In a pool, of course. In a pond or something I'd be too afraid of being eaten alive by a giant catfish or some shit.


I bought an obnoxious neon yellow cardigan a few hours ago and it keeps distracting me from typing right because my arms are neon yellow

Ponds are fucking scary. All those pond diseases.

I'm bored but really not bored but I want something to do

yeah, ponds are a good way to get bacterial meningitis (the worst kind), leaches on yr butthole and if yr in south america, a candiru up yr peehole.

fuck ponds.

I'm now afraid of ponds

^YES. Candirus are crazy.

Irrelevant: I love that I can sort of read my friends mind. It's kind of fucking awesome, like hivemind or WonderTwins or some shit.

I can't read minds like you but I'm really good at body language. Have you attempted to read my mind? If so, what has it told you?

I repped youfor that but I'm not sure why

I have to be in close proximity. It's scary how much we're alike sometimes. People are constantly telling me/her that we are like the same person.

^^^ by the way, I found that searching "candiru don't attack females". I was wrong though, they do. right up the peehole.

ps: maybe yr drunken.

hit dat up, yo.

It's a possibility. We have our tension, but I'm also one of the guys that knows she is a player. So, I know about every guy she's seeing at a given time. Usually about 3. She is a tease and fucking knows it. I just laugh when I'm around because of how clueless the guy is. Like tonight, I read her look when the guy said "I still live with my parents". No one else picked up on it, but she knew I knew what was going through her head.

I turn into an eight year old with ADD when I'm drunk, so you're probably right.

maybe you shouldn't hit dat up, then. Female players are no good.

I don't know. It's different for me because I've known from day 2 how she was...but whenever I'm around, other guys also want to know if I'm with her. Shit's crazy. I'm content to just laugh and these fools and talk shit with her about them later. Hey, but if it ever happened between us, I wouldn't be sorry.

I have the same problem with a guy friend of mine. I know he wants to jump my bones but he's too much of a player to even acknowledge the feelings he has.

Our relationship is very strange considering we've only known each other for a year. I mean, we can sleep in same bed (have several times) and it not be awkward. I suppose it's where we are so fucking alike. (It's honestly frightening). Eh, fuck it, I suppose, hopefully we will party with our mutual gay friend and much lulz will ensue.

gay friends are the BEST

Damn right. Even though I kind of feel bad referring to him as "my gay friend". We'd be the same even if he was straight, but having a queen in the mix makes things fun.

I'm drhinking though a curly straw, does this make me gay y/n?

What is the drink?

vodka cranberry.

Nah, curly straw away.

omfg


im about to use some oxiclean right now. ill think of youuuuu

<33333 satan
I almost typed stan.

josh would you like to converse via the telephone?

why does my phone keep randomly lighting up?

I would, but Imma bout to go to sleep.

k, enjoi ur sleep