I need to poop but I'm too lazy to leave my chair.

are you talkin' to me?

Poop in yr pants.

It's okay, I went to the toilet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk-nZZBGjdc 2:50 on

Ahhhhhh, Monkey Island ! :)

shit i just spilled beer on my keyborard twice in a row.

yeah, monkey island rules!

we even have a thread dedicated to it.

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...=monkey+island

you guys are ruining the banana mood set by the three-headed monkey.

:(

impossible

Time to have your bottom lip piercing hole sealed.

great grandpa just died.

jesus.

Coworker for 4 years died yesterday, great grandpa dies today.

Thank god they just doubled my doseage of antidepressants. I feel so lost. Hmph.......

Is envy just as bad as jealousy? What's the difference between envy and admiration? Hmmmmm

sorry for yr loss. be thankful that you were able to know him though. great grandpa's are rare in the wild.

Yeah, some of my normal grandparents died before I was born. I only remember one of them...

yeah, he was 89! I'm not too sad because I've been expecting this a while. Still fucked up.

I just feel like.. I don't know what to do.. like.. hmm.. no one's here now, they all ran off to go plans about the funeral and all this shit.. I dunno. I guess I'll just post here for a while and then sleep.

How old is your grandpa? My grandpa died when I was about 10 and he was well into his 80's... though my parents didn't have me until they were in their mid-30's.

my non-great-grandpa is 68!

Ah, well that's quite young considering you're 23! I have no grandparents now which is sad. I regret not getting to know my grandpa while he was here, but I was young.

soooooo, it's 5 past midnight and I need to stay awake for 3 1/2 more hours.
I'd like to have a good horror movie to watch.
I don't.
I'd like to get a nice drink, but I don't like much drinking alone.
I'd like to go out for a night walk but it's fuckin' raining.

If you don't mind watching on the computer:

http://www.asian-horror-movies.com/

has like 500 streaming horror movies..

Aaaaaah, fuck it (not coz of that link, even if I hate watching stuff on the pc), I'd need to be rich to do what I was supposed to do in 2 and a half hours---I'll stay up just coz am curioz, I'll watch some fuckin' movie in the meantime.
fuckinmovie=not porn, something like, dunno, aronofsky stuff or the fifth element or tron.

watch fifth element then.

underrated.

no wai, I'll watch big trouble in little china!!!

edit: yes I agree, this post was not a reply to your suggestion badaaa boom

I only knew my great grandmother, she died a few years ago. She was 102.

So this weekend Im gonna have the house to myself completely by my
self. I almost don't know what to do because there is always someone home. Dang....time to set my amp to 11 and fookin rock.

being by yourself RULES

If you feel like raging about something....

http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/g...y-ensue-stupid

Warning: word is still out whether this is real or fake

I'm pretty fucking sure it is fake.

I hope the two white girls get hit by a truck.

I think it is fake though.

just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake...

His goal in life was to be an echo
Riding alone, town after town, toll after toll
A fixed bayonet through the great southwest to forget her

She appears in his dreams
But in his car and in his arms
A dream can mean anything
A cheap sunset on a television set can upset her
But he never could

Remember to remember me
Standing still in your past
Floating fast like a hummingbird

His goal in life was to be an echo
The type of sound that floats around and then back down
Like a feather
But in the deep chrome canyons of the loudest Manhattans
No one could hear him
Or anything

So he slept on a mountain
In a sleeping bag underneath the stars
He would lie awake and count them
And the gray fountain spray of the great Milky Way
Would never let him
Die alone

Remember to remember me
Standing still in your past
Floating fast like a hummingbird

Remember to remember me
Standing still in your past
Floating fast like a hummingbird

A hummingbird
A hummingbird

(best song ever)

Fuck Yeah It 's Been Worth The Waiting!

^^^ the board just owned you like a capslock-newb.

yesterday i got so mad that i destroyed one of my guitars

I hate being hung up on.

right! that's so fucking rude and childish.

Fuckin' A! I'm surprised my phone survived my Nolan Ryan impression after it happened.

this morning, my father in law told me that he didn't believe in jinxes. I assured him they were real.

the universe just reinforced my belief.

I've made one too many scooby doo references today. my punishment was my very own Velma moment in the backyard.

I walked into a giant spiderweb. the spiders are fairly nasty so when I flipped out and started flailing, my glasses flew off my face.

I was froze, in the dark, sightless and covered in web. jinkies. :(