Please stop texting me "hey cutie" I am not interested in your lesbian escapades and I don't want anything to do with your "snake" thank you

why do I get a boner every time you act like an idiot?

1. I. FUCKING. HATE. YOU.
2. you are a pussy.

brb time to say it to their face.

you are an awful friend, with no concept of basic, simple human emotions. you lied to me and rejected me during the worst period of my life, after all i've done for you. have fun hanging around a bunch of 30 year old burnt-out losers.

You aren't cool, and you didn't even lose any weight like you said, you only gained cause you're a fucking fat cow, also please stop with the "omfg I <3 post rock! <3" and "the new mars volta album is sooo goood!" status updates when all you listen to is lolamore and lawl out boy. Fuck off.

The new Mars Volta album does suck.
(There is no need to rehash all the previous TMV hate, we've heard it all. I'll be the first to say that the new album sucks)

To someone, not to their face:
All I want is one chance, that's it.

nb4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IivPLUFqAc

Don't you blarghh me. Alright, well I can "sort of" say that to your face, but kinda not too. If you know what I mean. :)

You were mean to me and dammit if it doesn't make you more desirable in the long run!

I hope you don't get that fucking job.

1. You're a dumb, sad bitch, and you shouldn't tell 16 yr old kids that they drive you crazy and tell everyone you want to fuck them and then make the situation really weird. Also, taking up crack is profoundly unwise. I hate you, and you probably won't make it to Pratt in august and thank you for permanently ruining 'peacebone' for me. Suck a tail pipe.

2. You're super lame. Have fun being a burnt out shithead and pretending to be punk rock. Also, your girlfriend is on way too many pills and told me that I'd make a better Peter Pan than you are... what the fuck right

(s)way- seriously the same thing happened to me with yr second thing. OCD and Tourettes, hitting on every girl (mostly illegal anyway) ever including my now ex.

finish this and gtf out of my house, dad.

You'd rather know than attempt to learn. You're an insufferable cunt.

No.

Whatevs, I hope you're happy.

I really don't want to talk to anybody right now, please please don't message me.

- Give me back INLAND EMPIRE.

- I love you but the things you've did in the past make me sad because it's not you and I've always looked to you as a figure of innocence. I can't sleep at night sometimes for thinking about it. Yes, I am an idiot.

No.

Seeing as you can't even fill in a form especially designed for a mental incompetent, how come you're running a record label?

i just about pissed myself at that

I thought you were incredibly shallow and treated you like it. Now I think you are just somewhat insecure and less so than then, and actually rather interesting. Meanwhile, I don't really think I can win you over, but the challenge is massively attractive to the parts of me that are both shallow and insecure. How's that for irony?

lawlz, but you can speak to me , i would have been cool about this. No hard feelings.

stop drinking

You'll thank me later. Trust me on this one. When have I ever been wrong about things of this nature? Never, that's when.

I love how you call me self-righteous when you're the most conceited bitch I know. Fuck off and leave me alone. You're a terrible friend and I want nothing to do with you but you don't get the picture.

Thanks for making music.

"calm down"

goodnight beautiful prince. i'll see you again someday.

I have no idea what to do with what you just told me but I have a feeling that no matter what I do, it's not going to turn out well.

I don't want to shit on your chest.

-You´re morally fucked.

like you've met will smith

I'd like nothing better than to punch you in the throat.

^ I take it you're saying that to the person who canceled?



here's mine:

Fuck you Sagat. Quit kneein' me in the face

Actually, no, but on second thought, I'll add them to the throat punching list too.

I rightfully feel like a piece of shit, thank you for making me aware of that (no sarcasm intended.)

I wish there were something good I could do. Maybe then I'd feel better. I haven't done anything right all week.

let's get it OOOOOOOON

okay. not really. not like that. yr really cute. i like you. like like you!

but i don't want to make shit awkward between us/our friends.

yeah.

/awkward!

thanks for breaking my skateboard dumbass, i'd like to break your face

hahahahah I was about to post something similar to this. Thanks bootay

yr quite welcome.

haha, reassuring to know somebody here's in the same boat.