I would like to make the sex to !@#$%%%!.

His attempts to explain-away our sorted rendezvous with plaintive cries of "never having done this before" prove false as he takes joyous leisure in his skillful administrations toward my lovemissile.

We part at 3am; he, asleep on a cowskin rug depicting a southwestern motiff, and I, stealing-away into the warm New Mexican night, satiated yet never willing to forget our time together on Ballbreak Montaňa.

I leave $2.75 in change on the nightstand as a way of saying "thank you".

in your dreams, skeletor

^^^I laughed.

By the power of gayskull, I've never been called that name before, She-Ra.

I always wanted to be her when I was a kid:



I still do.

I'd love to stick a finger in his butt too.

Slavo's butt <3

Now you've gone too too far.

That's disgusting.

I would fuck most of you. i would fuck yr souls.

What if we have no soul? What if we're all machine?

I'd machine-fuck you. :(

what the fuck

Shut up and fuck, now.

w/robot parts.

Or whatever's handy.

I like to think both of you are right next to each other...posting...on a message board.

we were. Then floating farted and left the room.

and came back with animal crackers.

The cat animal crackers have udders/breasts. It's kind of sick.

It's fur.

That doesn't stop me from nibbling them off first.

my cat keeps farting. and theyre stinky.