True. Fuck wheelchairs. The only thing they're good for is getting people to push you around in them. I found out the hard way that pushing it yourself is not fun, at all.

sounds damn frustrating!

That's what she said.






I think.

alternatively, you could wear a bandana

I wanna see this movie.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/man_on_wire/

I haz mass quatitiez of orange tic-tacz. 16 boxez to be eggs-act.

Can I has a tic-tac plz? thx

If only I could shove them through the screen to you. It makes me sad that I can't.

My Wal-Mart purchases tonight:

4 4-big packs of orange Tic-Tacs
1 ginormous roll of Duck tape
1 standard size roll of lime green Duck Tape
1 air horn
1 8-pack, cans, of Jones Root Beer

Begun the prank war has...

JONES ROOT BEER FTW

Now I really want some fufu berry.

I almost bought an pack of Cola too, but didn't. Wal Mart only carries Cola, RootBeer, Cream Soda, Berry Lemonade, and Sugar-Free Black Cherry about here and I can't be arsed to drive anywhere to get a bottle of Grape or Fufu Berry.

Wal-mart is full of incompetent bitches.

They don't have bawls either which irks me.

What yous foos speaking 'bout?

Hooray for Facebook's Pirate English option, this novelty makes up for 5 minutes of Facebook Chat not working.

So, I'm on the 4th plateau recently.

Me and my friend felt nothing for 1 1/2 hours, we just watched the Shinya Tsukamoto movie Gemini... Suddenly it all went apeshit... first it was the normal high and then hallucinations and then nothing like I'd ever experienced before... My friend was some fucked up creature and the lights were green. My friend kept telling me about his Chinese wife and how he needed to find her. I kept babbling on about the universe and how we are just part of a turtle (the cosmic turtle, as I referred to it).

I admit, I liked that stuff up to the turtle point then it went to shit. We couldn't stop throwing up, and any light was distorted.. my eyes were red and my throat burned. About 30 minutes of throwing up later I had an out of body experience, where I floated around the room and then outside. I flew into space with all the stars. I saw myself tripping on the floor!

The next thing I know I wake up at 12 the next day, remembering only the above.

It's a Friday night cookin' show
With a horse-meat dish
I had to stay in the freezer
All Thursday eve
Talkin' to that horse

I really had to go
Down to the sidewalk
The sky's all red
The street's filled with people
From a High School band

I escaped to a theatre
To see a girl
With long blonde hair
Right down to there
I escaped from a theatre to see a girl
With long blonde hair

We had to leave

We got in a tan van
Us two in the back
With Steve McGarrett
From Hawaii-Five-O
At the steering wheel
Speeding away we slide into a
Parking lot
And all in slow motion
These tough guys appear

We argue and fight
And one pulls a knife
He hits me in the back
But I'm all right,
I'm all right, [x3]

He's all right

I escaped from a theatre
To see a girl
With long blonde hair
Right down to there
I escaped from a theatre
To see a girl..

Edit: Nevermind, saw the other thread.

How much do you weigh? I wear 118 lbs, so I need about 5 oz. of cough syrup to get me truely fucked up. Either way... You'll want to go to your local CVS and get 8 oz of cough syrup. Get the CVS brand, it should be $7.29. MAKE SURE THE ONLY ACTIVE INGREDIENT IS DEXTROMETHORPHEN. Nothing with tylenol or guifacen (which makes you vomit).

I'd reccomend drinking a little bit of pepto bismol to get rid of any sickness.. because cough syrup is gross and can make you vomit. It also helps if you have some strong tooth paste or mouth wash or something if you really hate the taste of cough syrup. I'd reccomend just having a glass of water next to you. Take a big gulp of syrup followed by a gulp of water.

Wait about 20 minutes and do it again. Do this until you drink what you feel is enough.. again, 3/4 of the bottle is enough for me.

Then, uh... prepare to trip balls. It's completely safe, there's only been two deaths ever reported from this, and it's because some idiot kid mixed cough syrup with lighter fluid or tylenol. If you just drink the cough syrup only with dextromethorphen you'll be fine.

125-130. *shifty eyes*

Oh well 6-8 oz is fine then man.

I really reccomend it, if you can't get shrooms or acid easily in your town. It's some good shit. Completely changed my perception of reality, made me feel better about a lot of things. I dunno.. music sounds better, movies are more interesting, it's just.. amazing..........