i wantlove sex and relatioship with an attractive lady,please see my pic,i am 75 kg weight and 180 cm height,fit and nice body, if you like it please send me your pic and telephone number that i can get in touch with you through it.

I think you're a little bored at work today, aren't you Porky?

Can't you tell?Reading this rubbish on the gumtree site.I can't wait to get outta here.

haha oh my god!

I never could stand Biohazard fans.

^They'll be in Belgium in March, Nefeli.
I'm thinking of going.

What is this?


6`1" tall good looking man. Seeks for fun. You won`t be regret. If u interest,reply my message then i can send u my nude pics. I like oral sex giving and receiving and other things of course :) May be we are true persons for eachother. Who knows? See u soon.

Are you looking for a one night stand Pork? :p

Nope.Just bored at work.

^is that an offer toko?

I don't remember posting that.

you were drunk remember.

No. You're all way out of my league.

I'm not making them up.That's what they actually post.

you wish:D

Watch out for this man,Nef!

Come for one week, two or more no strings. Will be sailing around various Greek islands on a beautiful 49ft sailing yacht. Own cabin. Must be fit and be able to swim and laugh!
Me; I'm a qualified yachtmaster, easy to get on with and I just want some help on the yacht this summer. There will be others on board.

Must be fit and be able to swim and laugh!!!!hehe

Female crew on yacht this summer


Scary!

We're up for everything is the sound of desperation itself.hehe

It reads like some of the pms that sonicl sends me,though.

How do you swim and laugh at the same time anyway?

i am almost scared to look at this thread incase everyone here thinks i am looking at actual adverts. i am sure some of them do.

wonder how long the couple 'up for anything' will be together?