Good choice.

Also, I'd like the mention that "Wherever particular people congregate" is my favorite quote/saying ever.

those are actually pretty good, i should start smoking those

I ended up with the cigarettes, a solero and a large thingy of pineapple chunks in syrup. Just so you know.

Fuck you bastard, I want pineapple.

Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to treading on an upturned plug in your bare feet.

i've done that. several times. that is pretty bad.

once i stepped on a safety pin and the fucker went an inch or two into the sole of my foot.

Lego is the foots enemy.

Haven't you heard of sharing, demon? Get on that plane to Canada now!

Treading on broken glass in bare feet isn't fun.

oh fuck yes. i had so many legos when i was a kid (actually i still do) and they were always all over the carpet...

Same, it was everywhere.

My cat used to sleep in the Lego box, I don't know how she did it.

The pineapple was really nice, btw. The Solero was a bit melted though, which has left me ever so slightly livid. Melly was clearly right about the lolly=disappointment factor.

Papercuts between your thumb and pointing finger. (I'm sure there's a more scientific term for it than 'pointing finger', but you know what I mean.) Either way that is sheer pain.

index finger, dear.

Is it? Oh. Yeah. That makes sense. I feel a little bit cleverer now thanks to you. Ta

Pigggg roast

who said "caca eater"?

Caca eater reminds me of my friend today.

He was asking me, "Do you just want regular shit in your tea." and I told him, "No, I want diarrhea."

to ploesj? me, i was joking--- she wanted to be insulted to feel like "one of us" (long story) & i said the goofiest shit i could come up with.

o wait you were there, weren't you? you called her a twat-- ha ha ha.

yeah:)
i loved it how you put it in there.
caca eater!
funny as hell, dude!

ha x100 000 000