get better! sunstroke and sun poisoning aren't fun. SPF!

I can't even imagine a tanned stu...

yeah. uk boardies are all white & pasty, right?

i heart pasty.

Sunburned Face Of The Stu.

nic, i need more time but i promise i'll sort yr stuff out sooon.

nah,it's not coz of the britishness, it's coz he'd look like a baywatch extra, one of those guys you see for 20 second in an episode with P.Anderson performing mouth to mouth resuscitation on them.
And, as much as resuscitation may sound appealing to you, I think miss anderson isn't exactly his type of woman.

jon boys guide to the summer tip one: grow a beard.

^^^^
care to elaborate further? I'm interested in beards.

most brits and irish people look ridiculous with a tan. including me.

:(

Well, considering the amount of time my lazy ass took to send you the stuff, I'd say the least I could do is gladly wait as long as you need :D!

I like playing "Spot the Lobster" on my lunchtime wanderings in Soho/Covent Garden. Often it's the menfolk who go for the "look ma, no sun lotion" burnt look, but increasing it's the ladies who are walking around like radiation victims. SPF 50 for the Win :D

spf 70 representin'.

hot damn.

i only use 20 and i have a 32 "just in case", which remains unopened.

what about just a semi-tan? slight brown

no i still look stupid even pale-brown
not that i could get beyond paper white if i wanted to

satan, i get beyond ghost-white and i look ridiculous. i'm not meant for colour.

you and me both. i've been tan only a handful of times in my life when i was a little kid. not a good look.

any 25-30 spf is fine for me

its probably just because yr not used to it. if any of you palies moved to the mediterranean or the keys or caribbean , there's no way you wouldn't be tan. and you would just get used to it. we are creatures of habit

i would have to get absolutely fried before i got tan

actually it would probably just peel and turn back to white

Alan Tudyk

OUCH!!!

i lived in australia with several norwegian dudes and pasty white germans and after a few months they were bronzed and kept it.

that's me!

that has to be fake

^ thats jacked.


*note to self - return jackhammer. buy rivet buster.*

I had a dream last night and it was so good I wanted to stay there

(I dreamed I dream is playing right now)

Reminds me of a scene in TETSUO: THE IRON MAN.

why the fuck am i listening to aaron carter

why

Because you want candy.

because Aaron Carter beat Shaq

And Shaq lost to Kobe Bryant.

and Kobe lost to the Boston Celtics last year

i am growing one as we speak. its getting quite good actually once i got over the itch phase. i thought it would make me more scary but people seem to like it so far.

Brain lesions?

I feel like shit

Beat up little kids.

They're all inside sleeping by now.

Pull them from their beds, it's better than way.

That's not a bad idea. Breaking into houses just to heckle small children. I'm just afraid I'll accidentally break into my white supremacist neighbor's house, whose identity I have yet to discover.