you can have count orlock. go ahead, take him.

he's not very good and makes bad decisions on substitutions

with dortmund's squad they should be a solid 2nd place but instead they barely escaped 4th

sorry but no.

he was supposed to be flexible but instead he sucked out the fun from the game and emphasized possession and i think wasted the talents of a great front line and now rb leipzig is the fun team

i support the sacking as you guys call it

now i gotta go read all about it. thanks for the news!

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I'm not surprised he's staying but unless things start really well next season, the atmosphere at the Emirates is gonna be diabolical.

The Michael Cox book has just arrived. Totally different to what I expected, however, it looks like it's gonna be a good one.

Handy too as it came just as I've finished my last book.

I saw it in Foyles. I'd have bought it but didn't wanna shell out on the hardback so I'll wait for the pbk. How is it not what you expected?

Well I thought it was chapters giving analysis on famous games. But it's more, I can't think if a word to use, well it's more like a history of the premier league. Which is no bad thing! I'll get started on it tonight.

Agreed with the hardback thing too. It's been ages since I read one. I'm used to reading whilst lying on my side, so this is gonna test my rock climbing finger strength!

So, not that anyone needs reminding but CL final tonight. Any predictions? It's genuinely too close to call for me but I'll go 3-2 Real.

noooooooooooooooooo!

no, i dont wanna. noooo

gigi buffon ftw

however unlikely

I'm Juventus too and they have just as a good a chance as Real to win it. It's the close final that's for sure. Let's hope it lives up to the hype!

Friend of mine has put Juventus to win, both Ronaldo and Dybala to score and Ramos to get a yellow. There's a reason he stands to win £280 on a £10 bet. No way it'll happen.

Friend of mine drew this in tribute

Bale on the bench is a shock

whats with the lame-ass pregame show?

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were they singing about "tonight's gonorrhea"?

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oh, finally

dammit, fuckit

FFS, Real had done nothing until that goal.

that's the thing with those bitches and why i hate them. they're fucking deadly

but how about that mandzu goal eh? eh?

and now they've fucked him up, the dogs

Good first half. Still anyone's game too. Yes, I'm aware that's a Michael Owen analysis.

Odds on Ramos getting a 2nd yellow?

if dybala scores and nothing else happens he'll get his money

god fuckn dammit

this time they WERE trying

Brilliant finish from Ronaldo. Real look in total control now. If Juventus doesn't stop Modric this could be a silly score line.

and now bale comes in for the coup de graçe? fuck...