this was very funny!! thanks

Smoothies are great, but the take effort and a blender. Overnight oats is really good too, there's a lot of cool recipes online for different flavors and stuff ! They also don't take as much effort to make too :D

oh yeah, i make a whey shake as prebreakfast, just in a cheap blender bottle with some creatine added, but it's not a smoothie proper. too much cleanup for me at that hour plus i got rid of my electric blender years ago, chose to keep the food processor instead, way more use for the space consumed, and then the compact blenders have not convinced me yet

oatmeal i prefer in the evening due to the soothing nature of carbs and their sleepy effect. or at least from early afternoon onwards, for relaxation. oatmeal is good for serotonin production, helps ward off depression and anxiety and that sort of thing. but also it just helps to sleep

i'm up very early in the morning (or sometimes stay up all night and keep it rolling, like the other day) and usually don't stop to eat a solid meal until i'm done with stuff, which is maybe noon, maybe mid-morning, depending. but protein and fat and salt and some nonstarchy veg are my thing at these early hours, or else i crash

That cheeky Twix knockoff chocolate bar that is actually better than the original.

oh hell yeah it would be!

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dinner:
quinoa
spinach
grilled chicken
sour cream
glass of chard(onnay, lol)

natty peanut butter on a spoon

Had an iced coffee and half of a bagel before class 2day and it was good :D

Tried a new Indian place that just opened down the street, and my chicken tikka masala was very good ! They also has amazing garlic naan and mango lassi !

that's totally my favorite non-authentic indian food, i don't gove a damn thst it's not "really authentic" and was made for westerners or whatever, cream and chili and spices is an amazing sauce, and if it was invented in scotland so be it. gotta love hybrid cultures. mmmmmmm chicken tikka masala. the best! i also love a lamb vindaloo with the real burn but that creamy chicken thing is just ahhhh

I don't care either, it is one of my favorite foods and it's amazing. My partner got Biryani and said it was pretty good too!

Ate a bagel for breakfast and a peppermint coffee. I'm a werido who likes peppermint in their coffee, it's good I dont care what other people think

Been doing a lot of beef lately.

Self-made veggie Chili. Put in some coconut milk and curry for good measure. In fact it wound up somewhere between a Thai curry inspired dish and actual Chili. It's Schroedinger's Chili/Curry. It's both and neither at the same time.

been eating a lot of cold cereal lately due to time constraints

it's annoying but work is work

The joyous Australian street food that is the halal snack pack.

Pringles Super Mario Mystery Flavour


tastes like cardboard with a hint of hot peppers
never again

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Homemade veggie sandwich with vegan salami and vegan cheese (been trying to massively reduce my meat consumption as of late, will have the odd beef patty in a burger when out and about every once in a blue moon though), red peppers, basil, garlic and freshly sliced onions, as well as a helping of BBQ sauce and a bit of Sri-Racha.



As someone who grew up fond of meat-products and generally still likes them taste-wise, I gotta say the assortment vegan substitutes has really come a long way in the past few years (already tried to go a similar route around 2019, but then the pandemic came and I couldn't be arsed anymore). It's not quite the same, but hits just the right sensory notes and is a good approximation. And as someone who wants to subtly change things about his eating habits without going the dogmatic route, I welcome this with open arms.

Made brown lentils with chopped up bacon, onions, courgette, chickpeas, garlic, red pesto, vegetable oil, carrots, salt and cajun spice. Served in tortilla wraps.

I had the weirdest dream the other night. Dreamed that I was baking a lobster (or perhaps a very large shrimp) in a frying pan. First on his back. But then when I turned it around on its belly, it walked away.
That's when I woke up, so lord knows how it would have ended.