lol he still hasn't, with his offside

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just managed to come back in to see the final score!

happy with the result. need to catch what i missed. how fun was it?

The 2nd half just saw Juventus holding strong and even nicking a 3rd goal. Barca just weren't at it. The story of the tie overall might end up being the difference between the two defences.

I know after PSG you can never write Barcelona off and I wouldn't be surprised if they beat Juve in the 2nd leg but not by enough to turn the tie around. Juventus just look too solid to suffer a collapse like that.

Dortmund and Monaco rescheduled for tonight, along with Real v Bayern and Atletico v Leicester.

Leicester v Atletico has an obvious intrigue but I can't realistically see Leicester standing much of a chance. So it'll probably be Real v Bayern for me, even though ideally I'd like to see them both eliminated.

Poor Barca. They obviously really want Enrique out.

i came home to rewatch the first half, because it was so pretty i had to show my wife

then we ran out of internet and saved the rest for today ha ha ha

That wouldn't account for the heroics against PSG.

They definitely need to strengthen in defence. In terms of leadership and solidity, they've never really replaced Puyol.

Plus I'm not sure why but I've never been a huge fan of Rakitic. I'd love to see them somehow prise Verratti from PSG as a replacement but PSG won't look at any offer under €80m.

holy shit im late for dortmund-monaco

cant find a score anywhere

oh 0-0 still

Not so fast.

1 0 to monaco. And they missed a penalty too.

i can't see how that goal is NOT offside

but yeah i was right to fear monaco

Mbappe looked on to me but will need to see it from another angle

bender you fucking stoner!

this is the end for dortmund. 2 goals away and monaco is no slouch

with dortmund in 4th place right now the 4-1 defeat to bayern and now this i think tuchel is starting to smell

bender subbed out, pulisic in, looks like tuchel finally had his coffee

There's been lots of talk here connecting him with the Arsenal job should Wenger walk.

They've definitely improved since Pulisic came on

they must like possession and germanic lastnames

and yes that lil' boy is great

Speaking of last names, I don't know if Bender has a similar meaning in the US but he'd have a hard time in the Prem.

Was just gonna say Falcao should've just killed the tie when Mbappe finally has

... or maybe not

going on a bender here is when you drink your way to madness--usu for days

bender bending rodriguez is the futurama robot

btw, socrates unfairly neutered early but props to monaco for their 3-1

no, 3-2 kagawa hell yea

A guy I know who's an Everton fan and a massive homophobe has a big problem saying the name Gueye.

Well I guess it was a silly idea of me to give this game a miss. Also, Monaco were big underdogs in this game betting-wise. Knew I should have put a fiver on them.

Then again, that was before this crap last night.

bartra having a broken wrist (firecrackers?) was what opened door to poor out of shape bender in the first place (hasnt played in a while)


i never thought of monaco as underdog-- not after the last round

this bayern/real game is kinda tight

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VIDAL YES!!!