Yeah there's something about Vardy. Seems like a wrong'n. Besides, I think everyone now recognises that the real star of that team last season wasn't him or Mahrez but Kante.

Either way, I'd love for Leicester to go down now. Leicester and Palace.

why is Leicester pronounced "Lester"?

I think it's the same reason Johnny Marr didn't pronounce the "t" in "guitar" until he met Morrissey. "Fockin' guee'ar, eh mate?"

and why is lieu·ten·ant pronounced "left-enant"?

Because if that's how Lawrence of Arabia said it, that's how it should be said.

¡weón, nadie habla así! ¿cachai? :D :p :D

https://youtu.be/qgmcXs02URY?t=71

!@#$%!, knock it off...

You did get the message with the Closer clip link, right? It starts right when Clive Owen says, "Don't get lippy..."

EDIT: By the way, in case there's any doubt the Johnny Marr story is true — Johnny has told it and Morrissey put it in Autobiography.

ha ha ha

how come you can dish it out but not take it?



that stop sign is as real as johnny marr!

everyone has "accents"

It's nauseatingly unfunny to me. Pet peeve, repulsion to my surroundings, respect for the Castilian language, call it whatever you want. As for "dishing it out", don't even get me started on how Argentines talk — they're fundamentally incapable of using the verb haber. Shit, you did get me started; let's go back to the beautiful game, mkay? We're boring the fuck out of the rest of this thread's readers anyway.

ha ha, the argentinians-- yes!

everyone has an accent, so it's fair to laugh at everyone, "MKAY"

no seas fome

and yeah i sound like fucking ricky ricardo when i speak english ha ha ha ha

my jotas are STRONG

anyway, back to fútbol, i don't know how the smiths got here

Puerto Ricans use the word "coger" which means "to get", like "escoger" means "to choose" but most Latinos use that term to mean fucking. like literal FUCKING. "voy a coger a my vieja." means "I am going to fuck my old lady."

I hate having to watch my word usage around fuckers because of THEIR godamn stupid slangs.

In Puerto Rico the word caca (poop) is like a baby word a non-offensive way to describe "mierda"/"shit" Howvee, in Mexico, the word "caca" or "cagar"/"to shit" is used only by the lowest most uneducated people, crass people, gross people,( as I am reminded by high faluting mexicans) and i could not care less but Texas used to be Mexico and there are so many Mexicans!!!

language is an endless source of amusement

the more languages you speak the more you laugh for sure

Well, for what it's worth, Marr is a big Manchester City fan (I remember when he defended Balotelli!), and Morrissey wrote what is most likely the greatest song which references football ever.

Not to worry, tesla69's gonna kill 'em all.

with vaccines and fluoride!

And today, Leicester dropped into the relegation zone

I was never a big fan of Ranieri before, when he used to go from club to club without achieving much, if anything. But after what happened this week I WANT Leicester to fall off the Premiership and get destroyed by Sevilla, all while playing egregiously worse than their worst moment with Claudio.

Wow, the Nazi has an opinion on THPORTS! Do you enjoy watching the strong men run around with the other large men in their pretty uniforms, NAZI?