bison aids?

is that like, bad aids... but in bison?

better in the bison than the bison in you, I always say.

and yes, it's what yr thinking: you get it from having sex with bison.

Bision AIDS is like the planet that was once Pluto had bartered its minerals to Neptune that it couldn't split open Uranus. For centurions the gravity tried and yeah so we got the Ultimate Warrior, and yeah so maybe we made a decent save on many endangered species; meanwhile humans cut their faces.

Bison AIDS isn't AIDS, it is the nail in the coffin of a rapid fire instantaneously based gratifying orgasm. Not even the Amish could pass the test. 40 years from now, maybe.

i am a multi colored duck quack quack
oh look i pooped the racecar oh look i pooped the tower, oh and just toad me so i piss nervously in a swamp.

Personally, I think the earth needs Bison AIDS

It should work the immune system up for the coming of Tiger AIDS

don't you know how much that would fuck up the NFL

^^^(x2) that's jinxy talk, and yr going to regret it, the next time you want to fuck a tyger.

Phff, we both know I don't fuck anything quadpedal from the indian subcontinent

proceed with caution. and hand grenades.

Sure, but the regular flu is killing the very weak. This flu is knocking healthy people down, in smaller numbers.

Funny that this story is being spliced into the news at the same time that Obama is flying around in his jet, pissing people off becuase he's not announcing where he goes. He probably dropped the flu off in mexico so that his pharmaceutical biz buddies get contracts to make up loads of back-up vaccines .

I'll be concerned about this when people actually start dying all over. It's not the fucking ebola after all.
This weekend here it's the May Day party, so people will be falling over and vomiting in the streets anyway.

i had a vhs of that when i was a kid and used to love it so much. the toys were awesome too.

Bison AIDS, holy shit. I almost want that to break out.

my son is scheduled to meet obama soon.

if that gets cancelled, I'm going to be mighty pissed off.
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viruii*** originate from outer-space and they are CLEARLY an attempt by a more highly advanced civilization to first sterilize, and then colonize yr filthy-primate-filled-planet (FPFP).

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malaria - almost 1,000,000 deaths
swine flu - 219 deaths

need for panic?

Appears the Pigs are getting sensitive

WHO to Stop Using Term 'Swine Flu' to Protect Pigs

GENEVA (AP) -- The World Health Organization says it will would stop using the term ``swine flu'' to avoid confusion over the danger posed by pigs.

WHO spokesman Dick Thompson says the name change comes after the agriculture industry and the U.N. food agency expressed concerns that the term "swine flu'' was misleading consumers and needlessly causing countries to order the slaughter of pigs.

He told reporters in Geneva "we're going to stick with the technical scientific name H1N1 influenza A.''

WHO raised the pandemic flu alert to phase 5 on Wednesday, one step away from the highest level indicating a global outbreak.

WHO flu chief Keiji Fukuda said Thursday the U.N. agency saw nothing yet to prompt it to raise the pandemic alert farther.

Oh, those silly third-worlds...

yes but malaria doesn't affect westerners with money for treatment/vaccines.

it's a problem for out there, over yonder.

this swine flu though.. damn it may kill "civilised" rich white people, on their way to work.

the sheer brazen cheek of it.

christ i know! what was it thinking attacking people with the means to defend themselves. its obviously out of control and we are all going to die.

The truth is out there.

Scully, Mulder, where the fuck are you when we really need you!?

A month from now we'll all either be dead or laughing our asses off at this whole thing.

lol

That is good! Ha. Exactly how I feel about this whole farce.

It's almost enough to make me believe in conspiracy theories. Like, why does this whole thing coincide with the worst month for deaths of American soliders in Iraq since the beginning of the war?

Hmm? Uh, Mr. President, why are we still in Iraq?

So are we all dead yet?

I dunno, but I've been sick for a month. the last two days have been snot-free though.

I'd get (somewhat) better and then it would come back different. I'm convinced that I got this crap, albeit an extremely milder version.

the key difference is, I never had a fever.

the deep cough is always the last to go. I get no sympathy because I smoke though. :(

The swine flu is a conveniant danger. Whenever the public needs to be distracted from actual problems the swine flu becomes oh so dangerous again.

see also: scientists around the world are part of an invisible cabal bent on global control.

I'd rather put my faith in Cthulhu, thank you very much.

Exactly.

people here ran to the store for drugs or mouthmasks before there was anyone with swine flu in the country. we now have six and it's just small messages in the paper or at the end of the news.

ah well, worse things to worry about here now.

EXACTLY. like-- where are the chocolate chip cookies? or who ate the last slice of pie? that's exactly the thing i worry about...

I can't even blame today's bad throat on sucking too much cock, since that's not happened.

sorry to hear porky.

but the weekend is not over yet!

Thanks. That's not going to stop me going out tonight, though. No cock-flu.

I survived!!!1111111