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i never thought i'd say this, but knowing latin can be useful sometimes. |
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Freudian finger slip |
But do they swallow?
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Awful. |
red wings:
who's got em? |
i dont know what all these women are moaning about ther are only bleeding out of their genitals for gods sake.
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it hurts like hell. think of the feel of having a hanfull of rusty nails turning around in your lower back and you are close. |
My ex-wife found that pot helped with the cramps.
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I find that pot helps me with my ex-wife. These things are circular. |
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Great live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pA9RhdnwWA |
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I get along with her much better now that she is my ex. And 5000 miles away. |
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Guys who say women are whining needlessly about their periods are just asking for it. |
Nefeli - hey, just remembered...didn't Maurizio Bianchi/MB do an album called "Menses"?...just done a search, and he did! It be here: http://sickness-abounds.blogspot.com...o-bianchi.html
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I always suggested to my male friends the experience of getting into a bath full of water, pulling the plug, laying there and not moving until all the bath water had drained out. The return to normal resistance after the weightless feeling in water gives an idea of the feeling I get.. you just have to imagine it internalised. plus some stabbing pain akin to minor/major (depending on the month) food poisoning in the uterus area. |
i once heard from a coworker in the costume shop that she asked her boyfriend to stand on her stomach. he was pretty heavy and the weight would ease the pain and make the blood... flow easier.
that's what you get when you do a summer job in a sewing atelier with fifteen women. |
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ha ha-- it's not your fault. look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herstory anyway, i hope you're pain-free again! |
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speaking of sucking periods...
an acquaintance of the wife goes by the name The Applicator. it's a self-advertising gimmick to get what he likes, and what he likes is, orally servicing menstrating women. not exactly my cup o' tea, but I figured this would be a good thread to mention it. |
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that's low grade vampirism. i like my blood FRESH, not semi-decomposed, but to each their own. maybe he just can't afford a good steak. |
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