Only the Dutch could make a matter of machismo out of tea.

Says the man who's cautious of eating vegetables in public for fear of seeming fruity.

^^We have big mouths to try and compensate the fact that we're a small nation. I won't hesitate to make visiting my granny a matter of machismo if the situation asks for it.

I'm drinking green tea without milk while I type this. Not a big fan of green tea, but there's no normal tea at the moment.

Didn't know about that, I only know that gin was derived from jenever.

Speaking of alcohol, I'd almost think when you said "weak as piss" you meant Dutch beer instead of Dutch tea (that's what I often hear from English people anyway).

I suppose you're going to tell me you don't put milk in gin either, you freaks.

Only little children have milk in their gin (or jenever).

Nothing quite as cute as the thought of little children drinking gin.I presume the other was antithesis.Bless you.Exactly what I had in mind.You could talk about shit with sugar on and I'd listen.

no you cannot have english breakfast tea without milk, i insist: it is not possible.

I'm drinking a loverly lemon blend with extra honey and lemon so as to soothe my burning (and highly virulent) throat, old chaps.

Lemon is acidic. Acid is not good for your throat. You're probably damaging it with the lemon. Honey is fine though. Lemon is good for vitamins, but you can get as much of that from other sources without exacerbating your throat. Don't you know any opera singers?

tea and milk disgusting...tea is nasty already i prefer coke zero

the extra acid is to burn the creepy crawly things to cinders. in fact, all that my Hawt Todddy is missing is the whiskey. I don't need to sing opera and at this point, would be happy for a nice scabrous anti-viral crust to form between the air and my ever-flowing mucosa.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the fact that the taste of milky tea improves depending on the type you use to make a cup. Not much of a tea drinker here, but when I do it must not be with whole milk in it or it ends up tasting like baby vomit. Skimmed milk can also taste different from country to country, so that's another thing that determines how much you like or dislike it.

but lemon tastes good.

We all love lemon. That's a fact. But it's not good for your throat. That's all I'm saying. Besides which, if you're cunted up with phlegm, what you gonna taste then, eh? AIDS, that's what.

with AIDS, the milk always goes in first.

aids and lemon, a new flavour from coca cola.

cereal bars are practical.

i have berries with my granola every morning. i think its upsetting my stomach.

are blueberries bad for disgusting ulcerous stomachs?