Even though I'm sure it'll be decent, I'm already trademarking the word "Mashitty", in case it sucks.

J. Mashitty.

Hol-ee fuck I'm going to reach 20,000 posts very soon. Maybe by tomorrow even. I wonder what thread I will be posting to when it happens. I hope it's this one.

plead the fifth.

Eh, I don't really like any of Rob Zombie's movies. And even though it's an obvious nod to that Ilsa stuff among others, instead of looking like a 70's trash movie (like it should), it instead looks like one of those really bad horror movies from post 2000. Like Screaming Dead. The part of that trailer that was actually pretty good though was when Nick Cage shows up as Fu Manchu. It's like those really random cameos by famous folks in those kinds of movies. Like that one picture Hardrock Zombies in which Hitler shows up.

But Thanksgiving and Don't, those trailers were dead fucking on. That narrator for Thanksgiving, couldn't have been more authentic.

Yeah, Rob Zombie is the worst.

Thanksgiving is brilliiant. I really don't believe it will be a full length though. Eli has had so many rumored projects. (Scavanger Hunt, anyone?) If anything, we'll probably just see Thanksgiving as part of Trailer Trash, which could be his most perfected film really.

Yeah, I admit it was the worst trailer, but could be good as a movie... I liked "House of 1000 Corpses" and I'm sure "The Devil's Rejects" isn't bad.

House Of A Thousand is amazing. Devil's Rejects is pretty good. Very very different movies though. House is fun. Devil's is meant to be more brutal. Like a Revenge/Exploitation flick.