nicfit - I'm often to be found in London's finest boozers, but don't recall any cameras filming me in action. We have film crews in Soho all the time, and it wouldn't be totally surprising if they filmed me sipping a beer or two ;)

Ha ha ha! I had a good chuckle at this last night :D ;)

i suggested "cankerskankerous" to her but i don't know if she read it.

I suggest "Cantakerasskicker"

Hmmm.

I've not got the hang of this yet, have I?

you're getting there, or perhaps i'm just being polite.

Politeless is always good here, sir :)

So that's where my bathtub speed went! I just knew it!

yeah, i'm correcting my evil ways.

Evil is good though, surely? At least that's what Mr William "I don't like people compaining about me on my forum" Bennett told me.

hahahahaha, i love whitehouse, hilarious old cranks.

"You don't have to say please!"
"Thanks Bennett. I won't say please for downloading "Right To Kill" then.
:D

EDIT: I guess it was only a matter of time before Whitehouse got mentioned here too, eh?

it's always a matter of time with you here, smelly.

"cuntankerous"

"wankspankerass"
*runs away*

"corykennederous"

psh. PSH. no.

hahaha

cantank-arse

Or, to the minds of the inflicted, Can't Take Her Ass.

hahaha

more, more!

Sorry I can't find "ego" to fit in your screen name as of yet.

bitch.