And how old are you, if I dare to ask?

Sadly, yes.

Falling in love isn't something you can choose to do or not. It just happens. Often at the least notice. Like watching an episode of Seinfeld and suddenly realising that you've fallen madly in love with Julia-Louis Dreyfus.

This man has clearly lived, and tasted that most bitter of pills.

I'll only ever fall in love again with someone who's rich, deaf, blind, dumb and on a life-support machine.

Move to Frinton on Sea. You'll be married within the hour.

Where is that?

It's a notoriously dull seaside resort on the south coast, populated largely by coffin dodgers...



... and, it would appear, flashers!

Sounds exactly like where I'm from.

The only Italian seaside resort I've been to is Rimini. I had my first sort of proper holiday romance there too, with an Italian skinhead girl who couldn't speak english that well but was outragously beautiful, in that Italian-women-with-blonde-hair-and-perfect-bone-structure, kind of a way. Her name was Giovanna.

How could you tell that she had blonde hair if she was a skinhead?

I'm in love with you all.

I'm 16 in a few days.

That's probably the reason why hah.

man, that's where my lfe is at the moment.

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i love too many girls, though i'm not in love; i said "i love you" to like three different girls yesterday, i wasn't drunk or anything, i really love those crazy bitches.

Aw fuck, don't remind me. One more year and that's me.

i havent been in love for years. bu last night i was at a party and i talked with this girl who i see every now and then, and something clicked. so i got her # and we might do something next week. i am really excited, its been a very long time since ive dated someone who i really wanted to date and not just someone that i was setup with.

Unfortunately, yes.

Without a doubt.

I just broke up with my BF.