Sonic Youth Gossip - the "Who's cooler? me or my girlfriend?" thread

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"listening to milk man going DUDE ISN'T THIS IS THE BEST ALBUM EVER LISTEN TO THOSE DRUMS MAN."

greg saunier!

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you win.

family guy is worthless. worse than south park somehow.

and doolittle is amazing. it's no tromp le monde, but it's still great!

south park is by far the worst of them all.

I'm gonna hire me a girlfriend for the night, just so I can partake more substantially in this thread. I'll get back to you all when I hear from the agency.

korean mail order brides count?

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

Cantankerous:
- Favorite Bands: lately? pixies, mbv, the mary chain, loop, television, dylan, REM, bowie, the smiths, the birthday party, stooges, MC5, wire, cocteau twins

- Favorite Movies: rocky horror, the big lebowski

- Favorite Video Games: DDR, super mario bros

- Favorite TV Shows: seinfeld, the jeffersons, the old old gumby before they sucked the life out of it and syndicated it for nickelodeon in the 90s...

- Talents: i can put my legs behind my head.

- Hobbies: collecting blythe dolls, painting, photography, playing bass/guitar, roller skating

- Current place of employment: waitressing, (i'm not saying where as i don't want any visitors..) former employee of an independently operated record store

- Future goal: to age well i suppose and be happy with my life

- Afflictions: i do a lot of frivolous spending.

Mr. Cantankerous
- Favorite Bands: wire, roky erickson, sonic youth, the stooges, television, old country records

- Favorite Movies: eraserhead

- Favorite Video Games: i have no fucking idea

- Favorite TV Shows: family guy probably..

- Talents: very prolific guitar player

- Hobbies: being lazy, playing guitar

- Current place of employment: looking for one again

- Future career goal: who knows

- Afflictions: laaaaaazy

You're cooler for loving The Jeffersons. It would have been 50/50 if gmku was your boyfriend, 'cause he likes that tv sitcom too, I seem to remember.

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

- Talents: i can put my legs behind my head.

really? And can you prove this? picpicpicpicpicpicpic. now.

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

really? And can you prove this? picpicpicpicpicpicpic. now.

Dignity. Always dignity.

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

You're cooler for loving The Jeffersons. It would have been 50/50 if gmku was your boyfriend, 'cause he likes that tv sitcom too, I seem to remember.

the greatest thing i ever heard anyone say on that show was when george bought lionel a $350 watch and weezy goes "$350 for a watch? nigga please."

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Dignity. Always dignity.

thanks pookie.
i don't need to go looking for mine at the lost and found tent but nice try buzzo.

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

korean mail order brides count?

let's hope so.

another favorite of mr. saturnine: cream.
i'm not sure if this is good or bad according to the crazy music snobbery on this board but i thought cream were fairly decent. eric clapton at least still had a little integrity.

I love how this thread became more like http://www.ratemykitten.com/ and less like http://www.eharmony.com/ as the pages wore on.

you judgmental bastards.

cream in theory are fantastic, in theory...

they were influential to good people, i give them that.

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

Cream were great. Clapton is now a knob (not to be confused with nobbled).

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Cream were great. Clapton is now a knob (not to be confused with nobbled).

to be fair to the man he did have the coolest guitar ever.

i think mr. saturnine probably is cooler than me in a different sort of way..he's not quite as outlandish or flamboyant for lack of a better term...he's much quieter.

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

This is not a true statement.

In reference to The Pixies, heartily seconded.

And I vote for anyone with a. enough sense not to expose themselves in this thread or, in the unfortunate situation that you have, b. anyone sensible enough not to admit to liking Cat Power. Silly pricks.

OK, so the 'girlfriend' has just arrived from the agency, so here goes:

DR666:

- Favorite Bands: Ramones, Cramps, Runaways, Pussy Galore.

- Favorite Movies: Dog Day Afternoon

- Favorite Video Games: Silent Hill 3

- Favorite TV Shows: Dinner Dates

- Talents: An ability to find traces of tobacco in the most nth generation roll-up.

- Hobbies: speed skating and aerobics

- Current place of employment: a house of learning

- Future goal: to upgrade from instant to perculated

- Afflictions: My staggering good looks can be intimidating.

And if the credit card clears, Mrs DR666

- Favorite Bands: Harry Pussy, Black Flag

- Favorite Movies: Decline of Western Civillisation

- Favorite Video Games: NHL '95

- Favorite TV Shows: The O'Reilly Factor

- Talents: Table Tennis.

- Hobbies: creates minimalist installations at weekends

- Current place of employment: the leisure industry

- Future goal: to find nice man and live happy in west

- Afflictions: not cheap.

the girlfriend wins, my demonrail man

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

the girlfriend wins, my demonrail man

I know, and my credit card was rejected so she left without so much as a goodbye!