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ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 03:20 AM

will someone bang me, im bored being a virgin now. I didnt think i was THAT bad looking :P

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
I didnt think i was THAT bad looking :P


don't you have dreadlocks and bad hygiene?

sonicl 03.09.2007 06:50 AM

It never fails to amaze me the personal stuff that people will post on here. You may post under a cloak of anonimity, but that doesn't mean you can't have any dignity or self-respect.

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 06:50 AM

i got 1 or 2 dreads now, and my hygiene isnt BAD, i shower once a day most weeks, and i wash my face everyday, and brush my teeth everday what else is there?

sarramkrop 03.09.2007 06:51 AM

The white australian backpacker look should be banned forever or at least someone should decide to drop them all into a jungle populated by bulimic tigers.

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
i got 1 or 2 dreads now


you can't differentiate between 1 and 2?

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 06:57 AM

i dont have the white aussie backpacker look. so hopefully you werent talking about me

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
you can't differentiate between 1 and 2?


if you seen them you would understand

sarramkrop 03.09.2007 06:59 AM

Does that mean that your hair confuses you so much because you don't wash it and touch it very often?

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 07:03 AM

yehp, spot on there. anything else?

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 07:06 AM

i thought maybe i should start a thread asking whether the females of this board find the idea of a man who has 1 or 2 dreadlocks attractive. then i thought maybe that would be too cruel.

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 07:10 AM

thought it would be cruel, or thought that the ladies would love it and your thread would work against your stab at me :P

Green_mind 03.09.2007 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CHOUT
April 11 1993 right after a Dinosaur Jr concert, I was 15.

well that deserves repping!

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
thought it would be cruel, or thought that the ladies would love it and your thread would work against your stab at me :P


sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. what i'm saying is that if you're having trouble getting laid then you'll find it easier to get a girl if you didn't have dreadlocks (a haircut synonymous with dirt and 99% of girls are dirtphobic, even if they say they aren't, they still are) and practiced cleanliness and hygiene.

ALIEN ANAL 03.09.2007 07:27 AM

im having trouble getting laid because i dont try. i dont flirt with girls or make anymoves, its all my own doing for the reason im not getting babes. im to shy and awkward. im a social retard. :)

Toilet & Bowels 03.09.2007 07:38 AM

i'm shy and i still get laid

Washing Machine 03.09.2007 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Haven't.

Can't lose it in the closet.


Awww...I'm sure theres some good looking Teddy Bears in there :p

Yeah that 'Dirty Boots' is my ideal way to meet a girl...dirty, back alley club, some cool band playing and a rather hot girl.....

LittlePuppetBoy 03.11.2007 01:32 AM

haven't lost it yet. I'm 18. Haven't kissed a girl yet either. Pity me.

_slavo_ 03.11.2007 05:38 AM

At 21.

I think I rule as far as late first sex goes. But I don't regret a thing. I did it with a girl that later spent around 4 years with and until then had not had a serious relationship. And fucking around was not really my thing.

cuetzpalin 03.11.2007 06:19 AM

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