word CUZ ITS FRIDAY NITE

Jimmy Page is doing a solo widdle thingy at the closing ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

My humble verdict: Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!

Tori Amos is 45 today

it makes me proud to see the jews, the indians, the record industy, the klan and the US military industrial complex working toward a common goal!

we can do this!

• What's an archeologist?
• Someone whose career is in ruins.

• What insect is good at math?
• An account-ant.

• How do you catch a squirrel?
• Climb in a tree and act like a nut.

An Indian consulted his medicine man about a pain in his stomach that had persisted for three months.
"For something as long as that," said the Medicine Man, "I have a more drastic remedy than the herbs I normally prescribe. Chew on this leather thong every day. It is 31 inches long: chew one inch every day, and at the next moon come back."
The Indian dutifully did as directed, and at the next moon he returned to the Medicine Man.
"How do you feel?" the Medicine Man asked.
"The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

• What do you call an earthquake fault?
• A topographical error.

my dad had a coworker years back that looked just like this guy.

I wouldn't either.

Fuck having babies.

babies turn into this

^^^âhahahahaha

anyone like wrestling? and would anyone dare to smell tis lady's finger after this?

^^^she only done it to get better "grip"
hahahaha

Alternating icy cold and boiling hot showers suck.

Repped.

Guess who is it ?