yes, master.

I have been trying to tell them of the glory that is Our Kegmama Overlord, but they only have ears for each other.

say the word, and I will lay their heads at yr feet.

tsss. I know her for a loooooooooooooooong time, not personally but...you know?
and I never had a head! but therefore I got two butts!

always ready to help, al-mehdi-al-abullah

alla ma cHamburger

alle mala aquamala

ha ha misunderstood sentence of the year

LOL

I'm eating McDonald's.
i feel guilty.

I think i just choked on my chicken roll.
thanks nic.

never thought that it is possible to get something that looks like ronald mcdonald seeexxeeee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbSGTMT5-mI

she moves too....

Fag hags are fat and ugly. You miss are none of that.

I am getting hungry now

what's a fag hag?

A girl usually a fat one who have tons of gay friends.

Here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fag+hag

aha, Ive learned something here

why does she have to be fat, you weigh-cist??

Ugh, people that are not from L.A. don't get it.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I just ate a piadina



with stracciatella,


fiocco di prosciutto


e rucola,


with a good birra moretti la rossa, now I'm sipping a glass of Illyquore, which will be soon replaced by a glass of metaxa.